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{{quote|''"[[Hilarious in Hindsight|In March 2011]], all e-book readers will be recalled [[Take That|after it is discovered that e-books are shit]]."''|'''Stuart Ashen''', ''Ashen's Tech Dump'', "God's Source Code"}}

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** "<Sarcasm>. Also, I am a crazy liar"

* [[Blind Idiot Translation]]: Nearly every foreign product has manuals filled with this. It's so bad that Dr. Ashen is angry when it ''doesn't'' happen. Sometimes even the name is badly translated.

{{quote| '''Ashen''': You've probably read the title of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6e6r-NOq5U this video] and thought "[[Flat What|Surely there can't be]] a POP Station called [[Word Salad Title|Retieval Mankind's Batman]]!"}}

{{quote| '''Ashen''': You've probably read the title of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}V6e6r-NOq5U this video] and thought "[[Flat What|Surely there can't be]] a POP Station called [[Word Salad Title|Retieval Mankind's Batman]]!"}}

* [[The Board Game]]: He has reviewed several board game adaptations of computer and arcade games.

* [[Body Horror]]: The [[Fight Club]] action figures, which have limbs twisted around the wrong way and faces painted on wrongly. Apparently, it can spread.