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'''Para:''' You may think it's rather crass...<br />
'''Para:''' You may think it's rather crass...<br />
'''Dox:''' But you can stick your cards right up your nose. <br />
'''Dox:''' But you can stick your cards right up your nose. <br />
'''Para:''' ...You were supposed to say "ass," brother. I thought we rehearsed this.|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series]]''}}
'''Para:''' ...You were supposed to say "ass," brother. I thought we rehearsed this.|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series]]''}}


So...you're listening to a song, or are on one of those [[Planet of Hats|crazy planets]] where [[Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter|everyone speaks in verse]]. A rhyming couplet is set up, but rather than using a rhyme the speaker takes it in a different, non-euphonic [[Brick Joke|direction,]] either by speaking a different word, having it bleeped out, or cutting off an offending secti-[[Self-Demonstrating Article|part.]]
So...you're listening to a song, or are on one of those [[Planet of Hats|crazy planets]] where [[Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter|everyone speaks in verse]]. A rhyming couplet is set up, but rather than using a rhyme the speaker takes it in a different, non-euphonic [[Brick Joke|direction,]] either by speaking a different word, having it bleeped out, or cutting off an offending secti-[[Self-Demonstrating Article|part.]]
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Known as a [[wikipedia:Mind Rhyme|mind rhyme]] according to [[The Other Wiki]].
Known as a [[wikipedia:Mind Rhyme|mind rhyme]] according to [[The Other Wiki]].


A subtrope of [[Last-Second Word Swap]], with a little bit of--Diet Coke. Compare with [[Painful Rhyme]], [[Rhyming With Itself]] and [[Midword Rhyme]]. Not to be confused with [[Lame Rhyme Dodge]].
A subtrope of [[Last-Second Word Swap]], with a little bit of--Diet Coke. Compare with [[Painful Rhyme]], [[Rhyming with Itself]] and [[Midword Rhyme]]. Not to be confused with [[Lame Rhyme Dodge]].
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Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like --<br />
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like --<br />
'''The Pizza Cats: (in unison)''' PIZZA CATS! }}
'''The Pizza Cats: (in unison)''' PIZZA CATS! }}
* One episode of ''[[Pokémon (Anime)|Pokémon]]'', "Hassle in the Castle", has Team Rocket doing this with their motto.
* One episode of ''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]'', "Hassle in the Castle", has Team Rocket doing this with their motto.
{{quote| '''Jessie:''' To protect us from all that chafing and itching!<br />
{{quote| '''Jessie:''' To protect us from all that chafing and itching!<br />
'''James:''' It might finally stop all of Jessie's...complaining! }}
'''James:''' It might finally stop all of Jessie's...complaining! }}
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{{quote| "Rickum, rackum, ruckum, ruckum!<br />
{{quote| "Rickum, rackum, ruckum, ruckum!<br />
Throw that ball and really f...[[Last-Second Word Swap|fight]]!" }}
Throw that ball and really f...[[Last-Second Word Swap|fight]]!" }}
* From ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh GX]]''
* From ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX]]''
{{quote| "Rah rah ree,<br />
{{quote| "Rah rah ree,<br />
Kick em in the knee<br />
Kick em in the knee<br />
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== Comics ==
== Comics ==
* [[The DCU|Etrigan]] is a [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|Rhyming Demon]] who will occasionally [[Rule of Funny|break his station for comedic effect]].
* [[The DCU|Etrigan]] is a [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Rhyming Demon]] who will occasionally [[Rule of Funny|break his station for comedic effect]].
{{quote| '''Etrigan''': Our heroes ,quite noble, have fallen to hell; may they curse their eternal foul luck. And while these champions may triumph o'er street crime quite well, down here with the demons they're totally doomed.<br />
{{quote| '''Etrigan''': Our heroes ,quite noble, have fallen to hell; may they curse their eternal foul luck. And while these champions may triumph o'er street crime quite well, down here with the demons they're totally doomed.<br />
'''Blue Beetle''': That didn't rhyme!<br />
'''Blue Beetle''': That didn't rhyme!<br />
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Cookies that she had left out on the shelf<br />
Cookies that she had left out on the shelf<br />
If you think this is dirty, [[Subverted Trope|you can go]] [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]] [[Lampshade Hanging|yourself!]] }}
If you think this is dirty, [[Subverted Trope|you can go]] [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]] [[Lampshade Hanging|yourself!]] }}
* ''[[Turnabout Storm (Fanfic)|Turnabout Storm]]'': [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Derpy's]] poem regarding what she saw on the trial ends with this little verse regarding the prosecutor [[Jerkass|Trixie]]:
* ''[[Turnabout Storm]]'': [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Derpy's]] poem regarding what she saw on the trial ends with this little verse regarding the prosecutor [[Jerkass|Trixie]]:
{{quote| ''The prosecutor's put downs were quite rich''<br />
{{quote| ''The prosecutor's put downs were quite rich''<br />
''But honestly, she was being a big stuck-up...Meanie...'' }}
''But honestly, she was being a big stuck-up...Meanie...'' }}
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** And again in the new movie:
** And again in the new movie:
{{quote| Its toes are black, its fur is blue/ I swear all I tell you is not made up!}}
{{quote| Its toes are black, its fur is blue/ I swear all I tell you is not made up!}}
* [[The Lion King (Disney)|And OOOOOOOH, what a shame! (He was ashamed!) Thought of changin' my name! (Oh, what's in a name?) And I got downhearted...(How did you feel!?) Every time that I...(Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!) Oh. Sorry.]]
* [[The Lion King|And OOOOOOOH, what a shame! (He was ashamed!) Thought of changin' my name! (Oh, what's in a name?) And I got downhearted...(How did you feel!?) Every time that I...(Hey Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!) Oh. Sorry.]]
* In Disney's ''[[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]]'', Genie sarcastically "cheers" Jafar: "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!"
* In Disney's ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'', Genie sarcastically "cheers" Jafar: "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, GREAT!"
* In ''[[The Rugrats Movie]]'' the moms are discussing the gender of Didi's then unborn baby and Charlotte says:
* In ''[[The Rugrats Movie]]'' the moms are discussing the gender of Didi's then unborn baby and Charlotte says:
{{quote| You know the saying, born under Venus, look for a...(cell phone rings cutting her off) hello?}}
{{quote| You know the saying, born under Venus, look for a...(cell phone rings cutting her off) hello?}}
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== Film: Live Action ==
== Film: Live Action ==
* During the Weasel fight in ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'':
* During the Weasel fight in ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'':
{{quote| '''Eddie''': I'm through with taking falls <br />
{{quote| '''Eddie''': I'm through with taking falls <br />
And bouncing off the walls <br />
And bouncing off the walls <br />
Without that gun<br />
Without that gun<br />
I'd have some fun<br />
I'd have some fun<br />
And kick you in the...([[Anvil On Head|gets hit in the head]]) <br />
And kick you in the...([[Anvil on Head|gets hit in the head]]) <br />
'''Roger''': Nose! <br />
'''Roger''': Nose! <br />
'''Smart Ass Weasel''': "Nose"? That don't rhyme with "walls"! <br />
'''Smart Ass Weasel''': "Nose"? That don't rhyme with "walls"! <br />
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* Variation from the musical ''[[Altar Boyz]]'': The song is about waiting until marriage to have sex. The line rhymes, but it's still not the word that the audience might be expecting:
* Variation from the musical ''[[Altar Boyz]]'': The song is about waiting until marriage to have sex. The line rhymes, but it's still not the word that the audience might be expecting:
{{quote| So 'till then, I'll have to master...my own fate.}}
{{quote| So 'till then, I'll have to master...my own fate.}}
* ''[[Monty Pythons Life of Brian|Always Look On The Bright Side of Life]]'':
* ''[[Monty Python's Life of Brian|Always Look On The Bright Side of Life]]'':
{{quote| Some things in life are bad, <br />
{{quote| Some things in life are bad, <br />
They can really make you mad. <br />
They can really make you mad. <br />
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Don't grumble; give a whistle, <br />
Don't grumble; give a whistle, <br />
And this'll help things turn out for the best. }}
And this'll help things turn out for the best. }}
* Done randomly in the new ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Film)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]'' movie:
* Done randomly in the new ''[[How the Grinch Stole Christmas (film)|How the Grinch Stole Christmas]]'' movie:
{{quote| "We have a snoozaphone for your brother Stew, and a sousaphone for your brother Drew, a muncle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt, and a fampa...for your cousin Leon."}}
{{quote| "We have a snoozaphone for your brother Stew, and a sousaphone for your brother Drew, a muncle for your uncle, a fant for your aunt, and a fampa...for your cousin Leon."}}
** Not to mention:
** Not to mention:
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He deserved what he got. I don't regret it a bit.<br />
He deserved what he got. I don't regret it a bit.<br />
By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca. }}
By the way, you're standing in bull ca-ca. }}
* In ''[[Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Film)|Ferris Buellers Day Off]]'', thinking he's terminally ill, a strippergram/prostitute dressed as a [[Hello, Nurse!|nurse]] is sent to his house, and greets him (actually his sister) with the rhyme:
* In ''[[Ferris Bueller's Day Off|Ferris Buellers Day Off]]'', thinking he's terminally ill, a strippergram/prostitute dressed as a [[Hello, Nurse!|nurse]] is sent to his house, and greets him (actually his sister) with the rhyme:
{{quote| I came to help restore your pluck, <br />
{{quote| I came to help restore your pluck, <br />
cause I'm the nurse who likes to...<br />
cause I'm the nurse who likes to...<br />
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Or a discontented whor...<br />
Or a discontented whor...<br />
..rible example, like a girl who's name was Carrie... }}
..rible example, like a girl who's name was Carrie... }}
* In ''[[Five Hundred Days of Summer (Film)|Five Hundred Days of Summer]]'', the main character Tom writes greeting cards. After he and Summer break up...
* In ''[[500 Days of Summer|Five Hundred Days of Summer]]'', the main character Tom writes greeting cards. After he and Summer break up...
{{quote| '''Tom's Boss:''' I'm a bit worried about you, Tom.<br />
{{quote| '''Tom's Boss:''' I'm a bit worried about you, Tom.<br />
'''Tom:''' Oh? Why?<br />
'''Tom:''' Oh? Why?<br />
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== Literature ==
== Literature ==
* Non-profane use: In the novel ''The Fairy's Return'', one character is constantly making up poems, but he always ends his couplets with a non-rhyming word, even when the word has an obvious synonym that does rhyme.
* Non-profane use: In the novel ''The Fairy's Return'', one character is constantly making up poems, but he always ends his couplets with a non-rhyming word, even when the word has an obvious synonym that does rhyme.
* In ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Night Watch|Night Watch]]'', Detritus trains new City Watch recruits, and teaches them his [[Sound Off|jody]] (which "somehow, you could tell it was made up by a troll"):
* In ''[[Discworld/Night Watch|Night Watch]]'', Detritus trains new City Watch recruits, and teaches them his [[Sound Off|jody]] (which "somehow, you could tell it was made up by a troll"):
{{quote| "Now we sing this stupid song<br />
{{quote| "Now we sing this stupid song<br />
Sing it as we march along<br />
Sing it as we march along<br />
Why we sing this we don't know<br />
Why we sing this we don't know<br />
We can't make the words rhyme prop'ly! }}
We can't make the words rhyme prop'ly! }}
** Also, the warning in the magical equipment shop in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/A Hat Full of Sky|A Hat Full of Sky]]'':
** Also, the warning in the magical equipment shop in ''[[Discworld/A Hat Full of Sky|A Hat Full of Sky]]'':
{{quote| Lovely to look at<br />
{{quote| Lovely to look at<br />
Nice to hold<br />
Nice to hold<br />
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* From ''[[That 70s Show]]'':
* From ''[[That 70s Show]]'':
{{quote| '''Michael Kelso:''' If this van's a rockin'...we're in there doing it!}}
{{quote| '''Michael Kelso:''' If this van's a rockin'...we're in there doing it!}}
* Colin Mochrie, of ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'' fame, is very good at improv--but his talents do not lie in music. Inexplicably, during the American run of the show, Drew Carey's favorite game was Hoedown (his excitement at it visibly irritated Ryan Stiles at times), meaning it was performed very often. Mochrie didn't even try to sing most of the time, rhyming in a sort of chant. However, he gleefully subverted the format several times--in one about the lottery, saying he didn't care anymore, speaking briefly in tongues, running around the studio, and hugging an attractive audience member; another time, in a callback to an earlier gaffe with his microphone's battery, mouthing words but saying nothing, ending in "my battery pack!"; and once ending a hoedown verse about a traumatic event in "I lost the ability to rhyme" (which did not, obviously, rhyme with the previous line).
* Colin Mochrie, of ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]'' fame, is very good at improv--but his talents do not lie in music. Inexplicably, during the American run of the show, Drew Carey's favorite game was Hoedown (his excitement at it visibly irritated Ryan Stiles at times), meaning it was performed very often. Mochrie didn't even try to sing most of the time, rhyming in a sort of chant. However, he gleefully subverted the format several times--in one about the lottery, saying he didn't care anymore, speaking briefly in tongues, running around the studio, and hugging an attractive audience member; another time, in a callback to an earlier gaffe with his microphone's battery, mouthing words but saying nothing, ending in "my battery pack!"; and once ending a hoedown verse about a traumatic event in "I lost the ability to rhyme" (which did not, obviously, rhyme with the previous line).
** On the other hand, however, many of the other stars on the show, particularly Greg Proops, do this so often and easily that subverting a profane rhyme is called "Pulling a Greg" in [[Fan Speak|the fan community]]. Example:
** On the other hand, however, many of the other stars on the show, particularly Greg Proops, do this so often and easily that subverting a profane rhyme is called "Pulling a Greg" in [[Fan-Speak|the fan community]]. Example:
{{quote| The other day my girlfriend said 'Greg, you wanna thrill'?<br />
{{quote| The other day my girlfriend said 'Greg, you wanna thrill'?<br />
She took me to a bridge at the bottom of a hill.<br />
She took me to a bridge at the bottom of a hill.<br />
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And then I - ''oh!'' }}
And then I - ''oh!'' }}
** During an Irish Drinking Song, Colin is set up to say a line that rhymes with trucker, but instead he just smiles and says nothing. Both he and the audience know what he ''could'' have said.
** During an Irish Drinking Song, Colin is set up to say a line that rhymes with trucker, but instead he just smiles and says nothing. Both he and the audience know what he ''could'' have said.
* This was a gag about [[Once an Episode]] in ''[[Up Pompeii]]'' where one of the characters, [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|an extremely virginial young man]] would compose odes to his current crush which would suggest an obviously bawdy rhyme which was invariably subverted.
* This was a gag about [[Once an Episode]] in ''[[Up Pompeii!]]'' where one of the characters, [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|an extremely virginial young man]] would compose odes to his current crush which would suggest an obviously bawdy rhyme which was invariably subverted.
* The limerick version popped up again in ''[[Boy Meets World]]''
* The limerick version popped up again in ''[[Boy Meets World]]''
{{quote| '''Cory:''' There once was a boy named Cory.<br />
{{quote| '''Cory:''' There once was a boy named Cory.<br />
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'''Teacher:''' '''Be quiet!''' }}
'''Teacher:''' '''Be quiet!''' }}
* The ''[[Kids in The Hall]]'' had a song called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQRmHgExV0&feature=related Daves I Know], where the final line of almost every verse breaks the rhyme AND meter.
* The ''[[Kids in The Hall]]'' had a song called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQRmHgExV0&feature=related Daves I Know], where the final line of almost every verse breaks the rhyme AND meter.
* ''[[30 Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]'' has the novelty song,
* ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'' has the novelty song,
{{quote| Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!<br />
{{quote| Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!<br />
Spooky! Scary!<br />
Spooky! Scary!<br />
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* [[CSI]] had a non-singing one in an early episode that centered on a hockey player.
* [[CSI]] had a non-singing one in an early episode that centered on a hockey player.
{{quote| '''Catherine''':This guy was about pucks,bucks and...chicks.}}
{{quote| '''Catherine''':This guy was about pucks,bucks and...chicks.}}
* ''[[Myth Busters (TV)|Myth Busters]]'' had one episode where the hosts were testing myths regarding flatulence, and were attempting to keep things tasteful, generally by using the scientific term "flatus" in place of...the common term for such. [[The Narrator|Rob Lee]] also avoided using said "common term", generally via [[Unusual Euphemism]] (or else via less offensive terms), but there was one time he danced around the word using this very trope:
* ''[[Myth Busters]]'' had one episode where the hosts were testing myths regarding flatulence, and were attempting to keep things tasteful, generally by using the scientific term "flatus" in place of...the common term for such. [[The Narrator|Rob Lee]] also avoided using said "common term", generally via [[Unusual Euphemism]] (or else via less offensive terms), but there was one time he danced around the word using this very trope:
{{quote| '''[[The Narrator|Rob Lee]]:''' We've all heard it: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you"...er, produce flatus.}}
{{quote| '''[[The Narrator|Rob Lee]]:''' We've all heard it: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you"...er, produce flatus.}}
* In one episode of ''[[Adventures in Wonderland (TV)|Adventures in Wonderland]]'', the White Rabbit has contracted "rhymitis", which forces him to [[Rhymes On a Dime|only speak in rhyme]]. After he's cured, he sings a song full of these, with each followed by the chorus "And you know what the best part is? It doesn't rhyme!"
* In one episode of ''[[Adventures in Wonderland]]'', the White Rabbit has contracted "rhymitis", which forces him to [[Rhymes on a Dime|only speak in rhyme]]. After he's cured, he sings a song full of these, with each followed by the chorus "And you know what the best part is? It doesn't rhyme!"


== Music ==
== Music ==
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Shaving cream, shaving cream, be nice and clean <br />
Shaving cream, shaving cream, be nice and clean <br />
Shave every day and you'll always look {{spoiler|just like the same old big pile of shit }} }}
Shave every day and you'll always look {{spoiler|just like the same old big pile of shit }} }}
* [[Invoked]] and played by [[Voltaire (Music)|Voltaire]] during the whole song: ''The Dirtiest Song That Ain't''.
* [[Invoked]] and played by [[Voltaire (band)|Voltaire]] during the whole song: ''The Dirtiest Song That Ain't''.
{{quote| Down in Carolina<br />
{{quote| Down in Carolina<br />
I met a girl with a nice [...]<br />
I met a girl with a nice [...]<br />
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where one is great and ten is sh-ockingly bad }}
where one is great and ten is sh-ockingly bad }}
* Comedy artist [http://www.flamingmayo.com/wormquartet/wqband.htm Worm Quartet] performed "Spatula", with multiple instances of the approaching mention of male genitalia being the cue for the chorus of "Spatula, spatula, spatula..."
* Comedy artist [http://www.flamingmayo.com/wormquartet/wqband.htm Worm Quartet] performed "Spatula", with multiple instances of the approaching mention of male genitalia being the cue for the chorus of "Spatula, spatula, spatula..."
* [[Tom Lehrer (Music)|Tom Lehrer]] uses this trope in a few of his songs.
* [[Tom Lehrer]] uses this trope in a few of his songs.
** It's parodied in ''The Folk Song Army'' (along with just about every other folk song trope).
** It's parodied in ''The Folk Song Army'' (along with just about every other folk song trope).
{{quote| The tune don't have to be ''cle''-ver,<br />
{{quote| The tune don't have to be ''cle''-ver,<br />
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To the people of the world<br />
To the people of the world<br />
I would like to say G'day }}
I would like to say G'day }}
* [[Tally Hall (Music)|Tally Hall]] presents a pseudo-example of this for a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag in the song "Haiku":
* [[Tally Hall]] presents a pseudo-example of this for a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag in the song "Haiku":
{{quote| I've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway<br />
{{quote| I've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway<br />
And rhymes are not my forte. [''correctly'' pronounced as "fort"] }}
And rhymes are not my forte. [''correctly'' pronounced as "fort"] }}
* From "Backdoor Lover", the song-within-[[Fake Band|a-band-within-a-movie]] from the ''[[Josie and The Pussycats]]'' film (wherein the title is a metaphor for both secret affairs and, ah, "unorthodox" sexual relations):
* From "Backdoor Lover", the song-within-[[Fake Band|a-band-within-a-movie]] from the ''[[Josie and the Pussy Cats]]'' film (wherein the title is a metaphor for both secret affairs and, ah, "unorthodox" sexual relations):
{{quote| Some people use the front door<br />
{{quote| Some people use the front door<br />
But that's never been my way<br />
But that's never been my way<br />
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'Cause the sonner we get finished<br />
'Cause the sonner we get finished<br />
The sooner we get home }}
The sooner we get home }}
* Tim Wilson did a comedy sketch called "Love Songs for Losers" in which he offered fake clips from [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|love songs for people with very un-sexy names]]. One of them had the lyric:
* Tim Wilson did a comedy sketch called "Love Songs for Losers" in which he offered fake clips from [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|love songs for people with very un-sexy names]]. One of them had the lyric:
{{quote| Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck<br />
{{quote| Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck<br />
I think she finally wants to fffffffffforget about yesterday. }}
I think she finally wants to fffffffffforget about yesterday. }}
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He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole, Steve! }}
He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole, Steve! }}
** Which is in fact a reference another example in an older song, "Just 2 Guyz": ''I like playing games in the pool/Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt!"
** Which is in fact a reference another example in an older song, "Just 2 Guyz": ''I like playing games in the pool/Who invited Steve? That dude's a cunt!"
** Similarly in "Natalie's Rap" ([[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|featuring]] [[Natalie Portman]]):
** Similarly in "Natalie's Rap" ([[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|featuring]] [[Natalie Portman]]):
{{quote| When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day<br />
{{quote| When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day<br />
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay<br />
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay<br />
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{{quote|Everything that happens, I know it's just bad luck<br />
{{quote|Everything that happens, I know it's just bad luck<br />
Even when I get home to find you've managed to poop on the ''wall'', how did you even ''do'' that, what the fff-|favorite tiny cat, you're my favorite tiny cat...}}
Even when I get home to find you've managed to poop on the ''wall'', how did you even ''do'' that, what the fff-|favorite tiny cat, you're my favorite tiny cat...}}
* "Almost Easy" by [[Avenged Sevenfold (Music)|Avenged Sevenfold]]:
* "Almost Easy" by [[Avenged Sevenfold]]:
{{quote| ''I feel insane''<br />
{{quote| ''I feel insane''<br />
''Every single time''<br />
''Every single time''<br />
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And comin' up with limericks<br />
And comin' up with limericks<br />
But we never quite remember how they end }}
But we never quite remember how they end }}
* The rap group [[Insane Clown Posse (Music)|Insane Clown Posse]] never blush at spewing filthy language, so they usually ''don't'' employ this trope. But, ironically, they do use it in an unexpected way in the opening verse of "The Headless Boogie":
* The rap group [[Insane Clown Posse]] never blush at spewing filthy language, so they usually ''don't'' employ this trope. But, ironically, they do use it in an unexpected way in the opening verse of "The Headless Boogie":
{{quote| It's Friday night<br />
{{quote| It's Friday night<br />
Dark, scary<br />
Dark, scary<br />
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{{quote| Oh you can't get to Heaven on the Frankford El<br />
{{quote| Oh you can't get to Heaven on the Frankford El<br />
Cause the Frankford El goes straight to Frankford }}
Cause the Frankford El goes straight to Frankford }}
* Inverted in "Whiskey's Gone" by the [[Zac Brown Band (Music)|Zac Brown Band]]:
* Inverted in "Whiskey's Gone" by the [[Zac Brown Band]]:
{{quote| Well I stumble my way into my local bar<br />
{{quote| Well I stumble my way into my local bar<br />
Where I saw the devil in my glass<br />
Where I saw the devil in my glass<br />
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{{quote| I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker<br />
{{quote| I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker<br />
Than you wanna fuck me up for saying the word...(''left unsaid since he's white'') }}
Than you wanna fuck me up for saying the word...(''left unsaid since he's white'') }}
* Combined with [[Rhyming With Itself]] in Cracker's "Ms. Santa Cruz County":
* Combined with [[Rhyming with Itself]] in Cracker's "Ms. Santa Cruz County":
{{quote| The blue ladies rode the bikes<br />
{{quote| The blue ladies rode the bikes<br />
And what they were, we assumed, rhymed with bikes }}
And what they were, we assumed, rhymed with bikes }}
* Two examples from [[Eric Bogle (Music)|Eric Bogle]]:
* Two examples from [[Eric Bogle]]:
** "Plastic Paddy":
** "Plastic Paddy":
{{quote| "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" and "The Mountains of Mourne"<br />
{{quote| "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" and "The Mountains of Mourne"<br />
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{{quote| Saying swears a whole lot, not a little bit<br />
{{quote| Saying swears a whole lot, not a little bit<br />
Cursing in my verses, cause I don't give a whaaat! }}
Cursing in my verses, cause I don't give a whaaat! }}
* [[MFDOOM]] is fond of doing this. Just one of many examples:
* [[MF DOOM]] is fond of doing this. Just one of many examples:
{{quote| As a few good men set sights to link with your chick<br />
{{quote| As a few good men set sights to link with your chick<br />
You have to find a new hen fight to drink your liq'<br />
You have to find a new hen fight to drink your liq'<br />
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== [[Musical Theater]] ==
== [[Musical Theater]] ==
* "Fie on Goodness" in the musical ''[[Camelot (Theatre)|Camelot]]'' contains the following lines:
* "Fie on Goodness" in the musical ''[[Camelot (theatre)|Camelot]]'' contains the following lines:
{{quote| Ah, my heart is still in Scotland<br />
{{quote| Ah, my heart is still in Scotland<br />
Where the lasses woo the best<br />
Where the lasses woo the best<br />
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'''Robbie:''' NOOOOOOOO. }}
'''Robbie:''' NOOOOOOOO. }}
*** Actually, this is a [[Double Subversion]], because it does rhyme, just not where you think it will.
*** Actually, this is a [[Double Subversion]], because it does rhyme, just not where you think it will.
* The subversion still rhymes (of course it rhymes, it's Sondheim) but ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Theatre)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'' teeters over the edge of profanity in Mrs. Lovett's song "The Worst Pies In London":
* The subversion still rhymes (of course it rhymes, it's Sondheim) but ''[[Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (theatre)|Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street]]'' teeters over the edge of profanity in Mrs. Lovett's song "The Worst Pies In London":
{{quote| '''Mrs. Lovett:''' Is that just revolting,<br />
{{quote| '''Mrs. Lovett:''' Is that just revolting,<br />
All greasy and gritty?<br />
All greasy and gritty?<br />
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{{quote| '''Cowboys:'''What's that stirring?<br />
{{quote| '''Cowboys:'''What's that stirring?<br />
In my pants? }}
In my pants? }}
* It's not ''exactly'' a rhyme, since it's just the same word over and over again, but from ''[[The Book of Mormon (Theatre)|The Book of Mormon]]'':
* It's not ''exactly'' a rhyme, since it's just the same word over and over again, but from ''[[The Book of Mormon (theatre)|The Book of Mormon]]'':
{{quote| "Here's the butcher! He has AIDS! Here's the teacher! She has AIDS! Here's the doctor! He has AIDS! Here's my daughter! She has Aaaaaaaa wonderful disposition..."}}
{{quote| "Here's the butcher! He has AIDS! Here's the teacher! She has AIDS! Here's the doctor! He has AIDS! Here's my daughter! She has Aaaaaaaa wonderful disposition..."}}
* In ''[[Wicked (Theatre)|Wicked]]'', during Elphaba's birth in "No One Mourns the Wicked":
* In ''[[Wicked (theatre)|Wicked]]'', during Elphaba's birth in "No One Mourns the Wicked":
{{quote| I see a nose!<br />
{{quote| I see a nose!<br />
I see a curl!<br />
I see a curl!<br />
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Of Jove himself; and now reigns here<br />
Of Jove himself; and now reigns here<br />
A very, very--pajock. }}
A very, very--pajock. }}
** "Pajock" was a synonym for "peacock," and "was" [[Get Thee to A Nunnery|would have been pronounced]] to approximately rhyme with "ass". Immediately [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by Horatio<nowiki>:</nowiki>
** "Pajock" was a synonym for "peacock," and "was" [[Get Thee to a Nunnery|would have been pronounced]] to approximately rhyme with "ass". Immediately [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] by Horatio<nowiki>:</nowiki>
{{quote| '''Horatio:''' You might have rhymed.}}
{{quote| '''Horatio:''' You might have rhymed.}}
* A Stanley Holloway monologue has this line:
* A Stanley Holloway monologue has this line:
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* In ''[[Banjo-Kazooie|Banjo-Tooie]]'', Jamjars, who teaches you moves, does so in a rhyming style. Sometimes, he ends up rhyming the button names, which, while always rhymed in the original version, often did not rhyme in the Xbox Live Arcade version. You'd have the same problem if you played the original game in the US--Jamjars at one point rhymes the Z button with "red," which works in the UK--where "Z" is pronounced "Zed"--but not the US, where it's pronounced "Zee."
* In ''[[Banjo-Kazooie|Banjo-Tooie]]'', Jamjars, who teaches you moves, does so in a rhyming style. Sometimes, he ends up rhyming the button names, which, while always rhymed in the original version, often did not rhyme in the Xbox Live Arcade version. You'd have the same problem if you played the original game in the US--Jamjars at one point rhymes the Z button with "red," which works in the UK--where "Z" is pronounced "Zed"--but not the US, where it's pronounced "Zee."
** Also in ''Banjo-Tooie'', Gruntilda, who has spoken entirely in rhyming couplets all through Banjo-Kazooie, and up to that point in the sequel, says "Oh, very well then" in response to a demand by her sisters to stop the incessant rhyming.
** Also in ''Banjo-Tooie'', Gruntilda, who has spoken entirely in rhyming couplets all through Banjo-Kazooie, and up to that point in the sequel, says "Oh, very well then" in response to a demand by her sisters to stop the incessant rhyming.
* In ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'', {{spoiler|Shantotto}} [[Rhymes On a Dime|always speaks in rhyme]] during {{spoiler|her}} cutscenes, except on one occasion:
* In ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'', {{spoiler|Shantotto}} [[Rhymes on a Dime|always speaks in rhyme]] during {{spoiler|her}} cutscenes, except on one occasion:
{{quote| A fairly decent job, even with all the fuss,<br />
{{quote| A fairly decent job, even with all the fuss,<br />
I hereby score you a solid B minus. }}
I hereby score you a solid B minus. }}
** [[Don't Explain the Joke|The gag here, of course, is that]] {{spoiler|"B plus" would have been the more obvious grade.}}
** [[Don't Explain the Joke|The gag here, of course, is that]] {{spoiler|"B plus" would have been the more obvious grade.}}
*** 'B minus' ''does'' work, but it's something of a [[Painful Rhyme]].
*** 'B minus' ''does'' work, but it's something of a [[Painful Rhyme]].
** Also happens with a [[Last-Second Word Swap]] for an amusing comment by [[Final Fantasy VII (Video Game)|Yuffie]] when explaining the [[Randomly Drops|game's Battlegen system]]:
** Also happens with a [[Last-Second Word Swap]] for an amusing comment by [[Final Fantasy VII|Yuffie]] when explaining the [[Randomly Drops|game's Battlegen system]]:
{{quote| '''Yuffie:''' That's the way things go, you know. Without luck, you're...Uh, okay, moving on!}}
{{quote| '''Yuffie:''' That's the way things go, you know. Without luck, you're...Uh, okay, moving on!}}
* In ''[[Left 4 Dead]]'', there is a room full of graffiti which includes
* In ''[[Left 4 Dead]]'', there is a room full of graffiti which includes
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Violets are blue<br />
Violets are blue<br />
You suck }}
You suck }}
* [[Destroy All Humans|I'm a poet and I know it not!]] Oh, Arkvoodle....
* [[Destroy All Humans!|I'm a poet and I know it not!]] Oh, Arkvoodle....
* In ''[[Runescape]]'', you can get a rune pouch repaired by Wizard Korvak, who already [[Go Mad From the Revelation|went mad from the revelation.]] When you get it repaired, he drops this little gem.
* In ''[[Runescape]]'', you can get a rune pouch repaired by Wizard Korvak, who already [[Go Mad From the Revelation|went mad from the revelation.]] When you get it repaired, he drops this little gem.
{{quote| '''Korvak''': Magic makes me happy, magic makes me glad, magic makes the voices quiet, and nothing rhymes with purple.}}
{{quote| '''Korvak''': Magic makes me happy, magic makes me glad, magic makes the voices quiet, and nothing rhymes with purple.}}
** There's also Bard Roberts' shanty, recapping the "Great Brain Robbery" quest: "Mi-Gor tried to stop your heart's pace / Your foe's arm part anchor, part mace / Struck without delay / But him ye did slay / made him look a total...[beat]...moron."
** There's also Bard Roberts' shanty, recapping the "Great Brain Robbery" quest: "Mi-Gor tried to stop your heart's pace / Your foe's arm part anchor, part mace / Struck without delay / But him ye did slay / made him look a total...[beat]...moron."
* The ''[[Pacman]]'' ghosts: Pinky, Blinky, Inky, and [[Odd Name Out|Clyde]].
* The ''[[Pac-Man]]'' ghosts: Pinky, Blinky, Inky, and [[Odd Name Out|Clyde]].
* In ''[[Dragon Age]]: Awakening'', a clue for one sidequest reads as follows:
* In ''[[Dragon Age]]: Awakening'', a clue for one sidequest reads as follows:
{{quote| You are my hen, the mistress of my flock. You nourish my body, and tend to my...[[Last-Second Word Swap|rooster]].}}
{{quote| You are my hen, the mistress of my flock. You nourish my body, and tend to my...[[Last-Second Word Swap|rooster]].}}
* In ''[[The Curse of Monkey Island (Video Game)|The Curse of Monkey Island]]'', there's a point where Guybrush Threepwood has to subvert the rhymes of his crew.
* In ''[[The Curse of Monkey Island]]'', there's a point where Guybrush Threepwood has to subvert the rhymes of his crew.
{{quote| '''Guybrush:''' We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an ''orange''.<br />
{{quote| '''Guybrush:''' We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an ''orange''.<br />
'''Haggis:''' And...! ...um...<br />
'''Haggis:''' And...! ...um...<br />
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'''Edward:''' Okay, back to work.<br />
'''Edward:''' Okay, back to work.<br />
'''Guybrush:''' Well, gee. I feel a little guilty, now. }}
'''Guybrush:''' Well, gee. I feel a little guilty, now. }}
* In one part of ''[[Strong Bads Cool Game for Attractive People (Video Game)|SBCG4AP: Baddest of the Bands]]'', the player has to help Homestar fill in the words to his song by directing him to food items. However, one of them doesn't pan out as expected:
* In one part of ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP: Baddest of the Bands]]'', the player has to help Homestar fill in the words to his song by directing him to food items. However, one of them doesn't pan out as expected:
{{quote| Homestar: Bleu cheese or ranch. We can dine in, or we can take it to go.<br />
{{quote| Homestar: Bleu cheese or ranch. We can dine in, or we can take it to go.<br />
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy, kinda queasy, like a...<br />
Our food-related love makes me all tipsy, kinda queasy, like a...<br />
[Strong Bad points to the escargot]<br />
[Strong Bad points to the escargot]<br />
[[[Record Needle Scratch]]] Homestar: Plate of snails?! That...doesn't rhyme... }}
[[[Record Needle Scratch]]] Homestar: Plate of snails?! That...doesn't rhyme... }}
* Fawful in ''[[Mario and Luigi Bowsers Inside Story (Video Game)|Mario and Luigi Bowsers Inside Story]]'' delivers this gem:
* Fawful in ''[[Mario and Luigi Bowsers Inside Story]]'' delivers this gem:
{{quote| Fawful sings a song of bad.<br />
{{quote| Fawful sings a song of bad.<br />
Mushroom Kingdom is so sad.<br />
Mushroom Kingdom is so sad.<br />
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and the...rhyme with...that. }}
and the...rhyme with...that. }}
* In the 2011 edition of [[You Don't Know Jack]], one of the commercials / sponsors is for a rhyming dictionary where the voice over consistently fails to rhyme any of his lines.
* In the 2011 edition of [[You Don't Know Jack]], one of the commercials / sponsors is for a rhyming dictionary where the voice over consistently fails to rhyme any of his lines.
* ''[[Final Fantasy XIII 2]]'' provides us with the following gem, in a poem about the sheep of Gran Pulse titled "The Melancholy of the Lambs:"
* ''[[Final Fantasy XIII-2]]'' provides us with the following gem, in a poem about the sheep of Gran Pulse titled "The Melancholy of the Lambs:"
{{quote| ''It's hard to be sheep''<br />
{{quote| ''It's hard to be sheep''<br />
''out here on the plain,''<br />
''out here on the plain,''<br />
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''Without a man coming to pull''<br />
''Without a man coming to pull''<br />
''a tuft from my...side.'' }}
''a tuft from my...side.'' }}
* The [[Credits Song]] at the end of ''[[Portal 2 (Video Game)|Portal 2]]'', called "Want You Gone," gives us what seems like a heartwarming good-bye, but then [[G La DOS]] proves to be...well, [[G La DOS]], and subverts it to make it more insulting.
* The [[Credits Song]] at the end of ''[[Portal 2]]'', called "Want You Gone," gives us what seems like a heartwarming good-bye, but then [[G La DOS]] proves to be...well, [[G La DOS]], and subverts it to make it more insulting.
{{quote| ''Goodbye, my only friend.''<br />
{{quote| ''Goodbye, my only friend.''<br />
''Oh, did you think I meant you?''<br />
''Oh, did you think I meant you?''<br />
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''Violets are blue,''<br />
''Violets are blue,''<br />
''Get the f*** off my lawn!'' }}
''Get the f*** off my lawn!'' }}
** And of course there's [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=547#comic strip 547], which provides examples of both [[Sublime Rhyme]] of "There once was a man from Natucket" (if only in a forced way) and this Koan-like gem, [[Bad News in A Good Way|under the pretense that rhymes can take the edge off bad news:]]
** And of course there's [http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=547#comic strip 547], which provides examples of both [[Sublime Rhyme]] of "There once was a man from Natucket" (if only in a forced way) and this Koan-like gem, [[Bad News in a Good Way|under the pretense that rhymes can take the edge off bad news:]]
{{quote| ''There once was a man from...schmonnerhea<br />
{{quote| ''There once was a man from...schmonnerhea<br />
[[Dead Baby Comedy|You have AIDS]]. Ucket.'' }}
[[Dead Baby Comedy|You have AIDS]]. Ucket.'' }}
* ''[[Freakangels]]'' [http://www.freakangels.com/?p=50&page=4 Does this] to "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" by [[Older Than They Think|Jules Léotard]]
* ''[[Freak Angels]]'' [http://www.freakangels.com/?p=50&page=4 Does this] to "The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze" by [[Older Than They Think|Jules Léotard]]
* In ''[[Freedom Force]]'', there's a villain named Deja Vu, who clones himself and others and speaks in rhymes. When you defeat him, it combines this with [[Curse Cut Short]] and [[Killed Mid-Sentence]].
* In ''[[Freedom Force]]'', there's a villain named Deja Vu, who clones himself and others and speaks in rhymes. When you defeat him, it combines this with [[Curse Cut Short]] and [[Killed Mid-Sentence]].
{{quote| That's enough; I don't feel well.<br />
{{quote| That's enough; I don't feel well.<br />
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* The trope title itself is an example. If you don't get it...we can wait.
* The trope title itself is an example. If you don't get it...we can wait.
* [[Cake Wrecks]] does it twice in the description of a [http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/6/30/my-new-favorite-wedding-cake.html wedding cake that appears to have sperm on it] First "Roses are red,/Butterflies are blue,/Um.../Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?" and then in Poem Option #3: Roses are red/And cake can be pretty./How sad for you,'Cuz yours looks all.../[eyeing children]/...unpleasant.
* [[Cake Wrecks]] does it twice in the description of a [http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2011/6/30/my-new-favorite-wedding-cake.html wedding cake that appears to have sperm on it] First "Roses are red,/Butterflies are blue,/Um.../Pardon me, but are those sperm on your wedding cake?" and then in Poem Option #3: Roses are red/And cake can be pretty./How sad for you,'Cuz yours looks all.../[eyeing children]/...unpleasant.
* Lampshaded in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'', in the duel against the rhyming Paradox Brothers.
* Lampshaded in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]'', in the duel against the rhyming Paradox Brothers.
{{quote| '''Para''': We are villains who like to rhyme...<br />
{{quote| '''Para''': We are villains who like to rhyme...<br />
'''Dox''': In fact, we do it all the time. <br />
'''Dox''': In fact, we do it all the time. <br />
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{{quote| '''Marik''': "We don't want vinyl or chinos or briefs/I am a criminal and he is a thief/and we are hot/hot, hot hot/we are quite sexy." <br />
{{quote| '''Marik''': "We don't want vinyl or chinos or briefs/I am a criminal and he is a thief/and we are hot/hot, hot hot/we are quite sexy." <br />
'''Bakura''': "Marik, that doesn't quite rhyme." <br />
'''Bakura''': "Marik, that doesn't quite rhyme." <br />
'''Marik''': "SHUT UP I AM [[Lady Gaga|LADY GAGA]]!" }}
'''Marik''': "SHUT UP I AM [[Lady Gaga]]!" }}
* A cult [[YouTube]] video parodies the [[Nickelback]] song ''Rockstar'' with new lyrics lampooning pop singers such as Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson:
* A cult [[YouTube]] video parodies the [[Nickelback]] song ''Rockstar'' with new lyrics lampooning pop singers such as Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson:
{{quote| I'm gonna dress myself without an ounce of class,<br />
{{quote| I'm gonna dress myself without an ounce of class,<br />
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And I wonder if there's more to life or if I'll find that this is really it.<br />
And I wonder if there's more to life or if I'll find that this is really it.<br />
This game is a piece of work. }}
This game is a piece of work. }}
* In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xcMxnNzp2I&feature=channel_page this] ''[[I'm a Marvel And Im ADC]]'' episode with [[Deadpool]] singing: I'm sure that his power ring's a lot of fun/ but can it ever really be as cool as my M16 with laser sided scope oh my ''GOD'' I love this thing.
* In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xcMxnNzp2I&feature=channel_page this] ''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC]]'' episode with [[Deadpool]] singing: I'm sure that his power ring's a lot of fun/ but can it ever really be as cool as my M16 with laser sided scope oh my ''GOD'' I love this thing.
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnHgH1uybZY Break It Down]'', a short skit from the people who would later form Tally Hall, includes the following plan to make a quick buck:
* ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnHgH1uybZY Break It Down]'', a short skit from the people who would later form Tally Hall, includes the following plan to make a quick buck:
{{quote| "I have a better plan<br />
{{quote| "I have a better plan<br />
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You're really, really skinny...<br />
You're really, really skinny...<br />
CHO CHANG! }}
CHO CHANG! }}
* ''[[Celebrity Bric a Brac Theater]]'' has [[John Madden]] in the boots of Santa Claus. And we hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight:
* ''[[Celebrity Bric-a-Brac Theater]]'' has [[John Madden]] in the boots of Santa Claus. And we hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight:
{{quote| "Merry Christmas to everybody and also goodnight to everybody!"}}
{{quote| "Merry Christmas to everybody and also goodnight to everybody!"}}
* [[Red vs. Blue]] Revelation's soundtrack has a track called "Your Best Friend" where [[The Ditz|Caboose]] sings about his [[Vitriolic Best Buds|friendship]] with [[Jerkass|Church]]. It's full of this trope.
* [[Red vs. Blue]] Revelation's soundtrack has a track called "Your Best Friend" where [[The Ditz|Caboose]] sings about his [[Vitriolic Best Buds|friendship]] with [[Jerkass|Church]]. It's full of this trope.
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{{quote| [[AC:Just because you feel upset<br />
{{quote| [[AC:Just because you feel upset<br />
Does not mean you have to yell]] }}
Does not mean you have to yell]] }}
* In [[The Nostalgia Chick (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Chick]]'s ''[[The Lorax (Film)|The Lorax]]'' episode, she speaks in rhyme several times throughout, the final verse being:
* In [[The Nostalgia Chick]]'s ''[[The Lorax (film)|The Lorax]]'' episode, she speaks in rhyme several times throughout, the final verse being:
{{quote| It burns me like this cheap whisky,<br />
{{quote| It burns me like this cheap whisky,<br />
Right down to my thorax.<br />
Right down to my thorax.<br />
I'm your Nostalgia Chick,<br />
I'm your Nostalgia Chick,<br />
And I speak...for [[The Lorax (Literature)|underrated Dr. Seuss books from the 1970s]]. }}
And I speak...for [[The Lorax|underrated Dr. Seuss books from the 1970s]]. }}




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** There's also this classic gem.
** There's also this classic gem.
{{quote| Sassy Cat, Sassy Cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you don't like it you can kiss her '''BUTT'''!}}
{{quote| Sassy Cat, Sassy Cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you don't like it you can kiss her '''BUTT'''!}}
* ''[[Animaniacs (Animation)|Animaniacs]]'' did this in a segment of "Dot's Poetry Corner".
* ''[[Animaniacs]]'' did this in a segment of "Dot's Poetry Corner".
{{quote| '''Dot''': Beans, beans, the musical fruit. <br />
{{quote| '''Dot''': Beans, beans, the musical fruit. <br />
The more you eat, the more you get kicked off the air for finishing this poem. }}
The more you eat, the more you get kicked off the air for finishing this poem. }}
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* ''[[Garfield and Friends]]'': 47's told in verse, except the last line which is not. Don't worry, folks, he wouldn't curse, but see the twist this cat hath...made:
* ''[[Garfield and Friends]]'': 47's told in verse, except the last line which is not. Don't worry, folks, he wouldn't curse, but see the twist this cat hath...made:
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' And now, this tale I must suspend / For I have come to...the finish.|"Fit For A King"}}
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' And now, this tale I must suspend / For I have come to...the finish.|"Fit For A King"}}
* ''[[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]]'' in "30 Minutes over Tokyo":
* ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' in "30 Minutes over Tokyo":
{{quote| '''Homer Simpson''': I once knew a man from Nantucket...<br />
{{quote| '''Homer Simpson''': I once knew a man from Nantucket...<br />
'''Bart''': And?<br />
'''Bart''': And?<br />
'''Homer''': Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated. }}
'''Homer''': Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated. }}
** There once was a rapping tomato. That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May...and also, guess what, {{spoiler|[[Tomato in The Mirror|it was me]].}}
** There once was a rapping tomato. That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May...and also, guess what, {{spoiler|[[Tomato in the Mirror|it was me]].}}
** Also from "Fat Man and Little Boy" with its own verson of 'Miss Susie' with Homer eavesdropping:
** Also from "Fat Man and Little Boy" with its own verson of 'Miss Susie' with Homer eavesdropping:
{{quote| '''Lisa and Jamie''' (singing and rhyming): "Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to-"<br />
{{quote| '''Lisa and Jamie''' (singing and rhyming): "Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to-"<br />
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(Lisa gets hit by a spitball)<br />
(Lisa gets hit by a spitball)<br />
'''Lisa''': "Ow! Spitballs!" }}
'''Lisa''': "Ow! Spitballs!" }}
** And from "[[The Simpsons (Animation)/Recap/S7 E4 Bart Sells His Soul|Bart Sells His Soul]],:
** And from "[[The Simpsons (animation)/Recap/S7 E4 Bart Sells His Soul|Bart Sells His Soul]],:
{{quote| '''Sherri and Terri''': Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell,<br />
{{quote| '''Sherri and Terri''': Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell,<br />
Now he's going straight to...<br />
Now he's going straight to...<br />
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Wait, it's different somehow 'cause this land isn't mine<br />
Wait, it's different somehow 'cause this land isn't mine<br />
And my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in...poetry stuff. }}
And my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in...poetry stuff. }}
* In the ''[[Angry Beavers]]'' episode "Yak in the Sac", the [[Cloudcuckoolander]] Yak (a [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] parody to [[Dr. Seuss]]'s ''[[The Cat in The Hat]]'') attempts to ensnare the beavers by having them speak in rhymes. Norbert is in his thrall already, but Dagget resists:
* In the ''[[Angry Beavers]]'' episode "Yak in the Sac", the [[Cloudcuckoolander]] Yak (a [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] parody to [[Dr. Seuss]]'s ''[[The Cat in the Hat]]'') attempts to ensnare the beavers by having them speak in rhymes. Norbert is in his thrall already, but Dagget resists:
{{quote| '''Yak''':You sure are a clever guy. Now just follow Nob and I<br />
{{quote| '''Yak''':You sure are a clever guy. Now just follow Nob and I<br />
'''Norb''':<br />
'''Norb''':<br />
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Please bring me some food. }}
Please bring me some food. }}
** Or it could've just been a free verse poem. The comedic effect is the poem making no sense whatsoever, not because it didn't rhyme.
** Or it could've just been a free verse poem. The comedic effect is the poem making no sense whatsoever, not because it didn't rhyme.
* An episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain (Animation)|Pinky, ]] [[Retool|Elymra]] [[Pinky and The Brain (Animation)|and the Brain]]'' contained a song with these lyrics:
* An episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain|Pinky, ]] [[Retool|Elymra]] [[Pinky and The Brain|and the Brain]]'' contained a song with these lyrics:
{{quote| Romance,<br />
{{quote| Romance,<br />
A chance<br />
A chance<br />
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'''Arnold:''' Huh. I can't read the rest. }}
'''Arnold:''' Huh. I can't read the rest. }}
* And in a [[Pinky and The Brain]] cartoon set in medieval times with Pinky as a minstrel constantly missing obvious rhymes. In the climax Brain must choose between providing the right rhyme or completing the spell that will allow him to take over the world. [[Status Quo Is God|Guess what he does.]]
* And in a [[Pinky and The Brain]] cartoon set in medieval times with Pinky as a minstrel constantly missing obvious rhymes. In the climax Brain must choose between providing the right rhyme or completing the spell that will allow him to take over the world. [[Status Quo Is God|Guess what he does.]]
* From the ''[[Bagpuss (TV)|Bagpuss]]'' song "The Boney King of Nowhere":
* From the ''[[Bagpuss]]'' song "The Boney King of Nowhere":
{{quote| ...Two mice came up from somewhere behind their Royal chum<br />
{{quote| ...Two mice came up from somewhere behind their Royal chum<br />
They said, Dear King<br />
They said, Dear King<br />
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{{quote| So now you know your problem you can deal with your emotion,<br />
{{quote| So now you know your problem you can deal with your emotion,<br />
and have a better life when you return to the...sea }}
and have a better life when you return to the...sea }}
* At the end of ''[[Dan Vs]]'' "Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre," Dan gloats over his victory thusly:
* At the end of ''[[Dan Vs.]]'' "Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre," Dan gloats over his victory thusly:
{{quote| "I've made you cry, your theatre is burnt!<br />
{{quote| "I've made you cry, your theatre is burnt!<br />
It lies in ruin, plain for all to see<br />
It lies in ruin, plain for all to see<br />