Suckiness Is Painful/Quotes
 |
"During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning", four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off."
—The Guide, The Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy
|
 |
|
"I'm only on page four. This comic is 48 pages long. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."
—Linkara, on the comic book of Bimbos in Time
|
|
|
|
|
"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!"
—Calculon, Futurama
|
|