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One of [[Fanfiction.net]]'s most famous [[Troll]]s, or maybe a [[Poe's Law|parody of Trolls]], take your pick. [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary] is best known for writing what might be the first ''[[The Human Centipede]]'' fanfiction: ''[[The Huemn Ceniped 2 The Humen Milipede]]'' yet has also written "stories" for everything from ''[[The Epic of Gilgamesh]]'' to ''[[Arthur (animation)|Arthur]]'' with plots that go [[Serial Escalation]].

Her works have been [[MST]]ed by [[Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000]]. You can read the MSTings [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSxXQZMMjux8LtOz7FjoPQebBVBnTSD9wJBk3GqkMs/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1 here (for Sue Mary)] and [https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Uv_Gp_q4BodvPTxAhOhNHRtIfwEs4qtBPwU_GqmUmE/edit?hl=en_US here (for MarissaTheWriter)].

Four stories written on her own account have their own pages on this wiki: ''[[The Huemn Ceniped 2 The Humen Milipede]]'', ''[[Sherlock Homes vs. Jack the Ripper]]'', ''[[Teh Screaming of the Lambs]]'', and her self proclaimed magnum opus ''[[Love's Heartstrings]]''.

The same person also uses the nickname "[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/MarissaTheWriter MarissaTheWriter]" to write stories, usually longer than Sue Mary's trollfics. Currently there are three of them: ''[[It's My Life|ITS MY LIFE!]]'', ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'' and ''[[Invader Zim: Born Again Christian]]''.

Sue Mary has favorited ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709166/1/Oh_Gosh_No_Not_Another_Oh_Gosh_No_Story Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!]'', mainly for her appearance, and its author Insane Guy of DOOM, who is also the same guy who runs the two accounts. MarissaTheWriter has favorited ''[[Me in Invader Zim? Oh Kami|Me in Invader Zim Oh Kami]]'' (which since then has been [[Lost Forever]]), ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/Love_Knows_No_Race Love Knows No Race]'' and ''Oh Kami'''s author [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/sinkittytail sinkittytail].

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<big>'''''SamB ecomes a Halfa1111'''''</big><br/>
Sue Mary's first story, set in the ''[[Danny Phantom]]'' fandom, has Sam develop ghost powers while "fixin repears" at the ghost portal. Sam then decides to be "Stam Fantom" and fights a "ghetos dinosore" and later <s>Dracula</s> [[Dracula|DARCULA]], who then reveals himself to actually be "[[Hitler]]d". Sam defeats him but gets cancer and has an operation which removes her powers. She and Danny then go on a date and have "sexk".

<big>'''''Zeke and Luther Skateboard Tragedy'''''</big><br/>
The first ''[[Zeke and Luther]]'' story to be posted on fanfiction.net begins with Sue Mary explaining that "Zeek nd Loother aer alyaws wear helmuts but I dond think they wuld in reel lif so i maek story were dey dont and face TEH CONSKEUNCES!" Of course [[Non-Indicative Name|that's not what most of the story is about]].

<s>Zeeke</s> Zeeje is killed when "him baord brakens" and at his funeral <s>Luther</s> Luterim announces that he was planning on proposing to him. Then <s>ghosts</s> goats attack the city and Luther "[[Ghostbusters|gotted a porton pack]]" and kills them all, including Zeeke's ghost by accident. A character known only as "it" then says "It was a hard tragedy" to the night moon.

<big>'''''Dragon Age: Orgins'''''</big><br/>
Consiting of two seperate stories, ''Dragon Age: Orgins'' and ''Dragon Age Origans 2: Jonson verus Zombies'' are a retelling of the events of ''[[Dragon Age Origins]]'' from the perspective of "Commander Jonson" (or sometimes Joson, or Josnon, ect.) who is an "army guy" that ends up becoming a <s>Grey Warden</s> Grey Army Guy who sets off the fight the <s>darkspawn</s> "monster things". Notable that every characters name is misspelled (though this is a staple of Sue Mary's stories its particularly bad in these two) and features all manner of [[Canon Defilement]] such as Jonson "[[Dragonball Z|going super sayin]]" to fight an ogre.

Part 2 ends with a setup for a third story set in [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]] thought it has yet to written.

<big>'''''Arthur An Da Merder!'''''</big><br/>
Claiming to be "a trial storee liek [[Jodi Picoult]] bookz" ''Arthur An Da Meder!'' has [[Arthur]] witness a murder and then accused of said crime. Despite the attempts of his lawyer "[[Phoenix Wright|Feniox Rite]]" Arthur is found guilty and sent to jail where is regularly "rapped" and "beated up and other stuffs".

Fortunately his friends team up to catch the real killer, though "one of the dues" is killed in the process. Arthur is freed, but "had a harsh outlook on life form now of from the hard abuse of prizon."

The story was later [[Adaptation Expansion|expanded into]] Sue Mary's story ''[[Teh Screaming of the Lambs]]'', which reveals the killer to be none other than Hannibal Lecter.

<big>'''''Cloudy With a Chance of HATRED'''''</big><br/>
Starts off in [[Flat What]] territory by being a ''[[Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs]]'' story concerning "Racial tenshun running high in Swallow Falls," [[Dude, Not Funny|Crosses The Line]] when it is revealed "[[Martin Luther King Jr|Marton Luter King 2]]" is the "leader of the blak strong hold". [[Crosses the Line Twice]] when Morton Luter says lines like "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|HATTERS GONNA HAT!]]" and "[[Memetic Mutation|Run an tell DAT homeboy]]". Plus, "Flin's" father suffers "Alzhemers", which causes him to start the racial wars in the first place.

<big>'''''The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes'''''</big><br/>
Sue Mary's "offisial rewrite" of [[The Hangover|The Hangover Part II]], this time mashing the story together with [[Rise of the Planet of the Apes]] because "Hanged over is not good movee but Planet of the Apps is!".

The insanity begins with the "Hangover Gang" consisting of "Smart Guy", "Fat Guy", "ADDS Guy" and a tiger hanging out at a bar. ADDS guy takes drugs but "the needle was uncircumcised and gave him ADDS". While on his way to the hospital ADDS Guy finds a baby ape who he names Ceaser (becos it sownds cool), and donates him to science in exchange for a cure for ADDS.

From there things get into weirdness levels rivaling [[Comics Nix]], with attacks by the "unaborted" love child of "a cooger" and [[Bill O]]'Reiley, a rap battle between Ceasar and [[Parappa the Rapper]], and a final showdown where [[Gorn|Stephen Jacobs uses his own gutted intestines as nooses to hang the apes with]].

<big>'''''Dexter's Old Technology'''''</big><br/>
In a twist that no one saw (or wanted to see) coming, [[Dexter]] (the serial killer killer) turns out to be [[Dexter's Laboratory|Dexter]] as an adult. While working for the police to murder a serial killer named Tom Dynamo, he is informed that DeeDee is "deading of kancerous". Dexter must return to his old home to see his sister's final hours.

Of course nothing of the sort actually happens. Dexter ends up running over [[Leave It to Beaver|Beaver Cleaver]], getting into a drag race with [[Cars|"Lighting Queen"]], and being sent to prison where he teams up with guest stars [[Ricky Gervais]] and [[Sacha Baron Cohen|"Sasha Bearhands Conan"]] to escape from prison. Meanwhile Tom Dynamo's more evil brother, Joe Dynamo, is out for revenge against Dexter...

Needless to say, by the story's end Dexter has not reached DeeDee's house.

<big>'''''Doctor Huh?'''''</big><br/>
Allegedly a ''[[Doctor Who]]'' story, it instead follows [[Superman|Clark Kent]] as he goes to stop a bank robbery. However Clark tries to change into his superman suit inside the TARDIS and is recruited by "[[I Am Not Shazam|Doktor Who]]" to fight his evil twin "Doctor Huh". In the meantime they make fun of [[Mass Effect|Commander Shepard]], fight "trasscan robots", and Superman [[Full-Frontal Assault|exposes himself]] to a group of schoolchildren, leaving them "scarred for life".

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* [[Artifact Title|Artifact Nickname]]: Sue Mary originally was a parody of Mary Sues. Now she is more of a parody of trollfic writers.
* [[Celebrity Cameo]]: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. [[Mr. T]] appears in "Gottam Gridlock", [[Stephen Merchant]] and [[Dwayne Johnson]] star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", [[Mick Jagger]] and [[The Hobbit (novel)|Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, [[Zooey Deschanel]] and [[Stephen Merchant]] {{spoiler|are a couple}} in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and [[Ricky Gervais]] and [[Sacha Baron Cohen]] are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Darker and Edgier]]: Unless it's based on a work with an already dark setting, then it will usually be [[Lighter and Softer]].
* [[Dramatic Reading]]: They can be found [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL047E08EFC9968439&feature=plcp here].
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: MarissaTheWriter often makes references making fun of [[MST]]ers. Insane Guy of DOOM [http://fanfictiontheater.wordpress.com/ ran an MST blog himself] before joining [[Telltale Fanfic Theater 3000]], one of the groups who actually ''did'' MSTs of Marissa's stories.
** And usually the MSTers and people giving bad reviews will be called "falmer trollz".
* [[Meaningful Name]]/[[Sdrawkcab Name]]: [[Mary Sue|Sue Mary]].
** "Marissa" also follows this logic, as it sounds similar to "Mary Sue" and is an actual English name.
*** Marrissa is actually [[Word of God|a reference to the]] [[Marissa Picard]] [[Word of God|fanfictions]].
* [[Poe's Law]]
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]
* [[Shout-Out]]: The title of "Dexter's Old Technology" may be a reference to the infamous ''[[Beast Wars]]'' badfic, [https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups&hl=en#!msg/alt.toys.transformers/rzUxFaGSCvQ/qNU_EJ7bUu4J "Dinobot's Old Technology"].
* [[Small Reference Pools]]: [[Averted Trope|Averted]]. She's written an ''[[The Epic of Gilgamesh|Epic of Gilgamesh]]'' story.
* [[Stealth Parody]]
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[World of Chaos]]: Sue Mary's stories basically follow the same logic as ''[[Axe Cop]]'', only without the justification of being written by a small child.

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