Support Your Local Sheriff/Funny

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  • Jake and Joe Danby's chat just after Mr. Danby's failed Jailbreak attempt.

Joe: (about his father) He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors, but he don't have one brain in his poor old head.

  • Jake's mandatory last lines.

Jake: Now the way this story ends... is that they get married and he goes on to become governor of the state. Never gets to Australia, but he keeps readin' a lot of books about it. I get to be sheriff of this town... and then I go on to become one of the most beloved characters in Western folklore.

    • Suuure Jake.
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