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** Zedd defusing the [[Burn the Witch|mob]] to back off first by saying that he's insulted for them calling him a woman, and then making them think he'd made their * cough* manoods disappear.
** The end of ''[[Stone Of Tears]]'', when Richard is {{spoiler|in Aydindril}}, and Zedd and Kahlan are {{spoiler|on the run after faking Kahlan's execution in front of thousands of people. Her head has also been shaved. Then Denna's spirit enables them to make it in a pocket dimension...long story.}} The best part is when Kahlan comes back. I can only hope that this happens in the TV show, too...or some variation of it.
{{quote|'''Zedd:''' Kahlan! [[Unusual Euphemism|Bags, girl!]] Where have you been all night! [[As You Know|it's just turning to dawn! You've been missing since dusk!]] We've been searching the town all night for you! Where did you go?
'''Kahlan:''' I went to be with Richard...
* Zedd can see her a little better now*
'''Zedd:''' Wh . . . who the hell {{spoiler|grew back your hair}}?
'''Kahlan:''' Richard, {{spoiler|he has the Gift, you know.}}
'''Zedd:''' * after a bit of sputtering* {{spoiler|You're all in a lather girl. Why are you sweating? And your hair is all tangled! What kind of wizard would grow hair back all tangled? That boy has a lot to learn. I'll have to show him how to do things right.}}
'''Kahlan:''' ''[distant look in her eyes]'' Oh no, he did it right believe me.
'''Zedd:''' You've been gone the whole night. What have you two been doing?
'''Kahlan:''' Oh, I don't know. What do you and Adie do when you're together alone all night?
'''Zedd:''' Uh, well . . . well we . . . we talk. That's what we do. We talk.
'''Kahlan:''' That's what we did too. [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|We talked. All night.]] My hair got tangled while we were talking. It was . . . quite hot in the other world. }}
** Annalina's description of Zedd's reaction to some of Nathan's antics:
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