Hm. We created the trope Giant Germs a few years back when we rescued a TVT page called "When Germs Attack" from the sandbox and fixed it up nice like Chip and Jojo working a house in Texas. (Sorry, Peggy's been watching a Fixer-Upper marathon on DYI all afternoon.) No one noticed that the result was pretty much the same trope as this one. If I do say so myself, though, I think Giant Germs is superior to this page, and maybe we should salvage anything useful from here and put it in Giant Germs, and then turn this into a redirect.
Thoughts, comments, objections?