Tampon Run/Quotes

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[Priestly calls Tish]
Tish: Beach City Grill, subs by the inch.
Priestly: Code blue! Hostile territory. Aborting mission.
Tish: Who is this?
Priestly: It's your Renaissance Man. I'm at the store; there's too many enemy tampons. I'm bailing.


Hurry, run along back to Tampon Run.