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{{quote|'''Zepheniah Mann's will:''' To my layabout, brain defective sons, Blutarch and Redmond, I leave the greatest curse of all--partnership. ''What land I have purchased in this new world is to be split evenly between you both.'' You have wasted your lives bickering over ''nothing'', and so I leave you dimwits something of consequence over which to feud. }}

Later in the comic, Blutarch says this to the BLU Engineer ( {{spoiler|Dell Conagher}}):

If Zepheniah Mann managed to will himself as an immortal ghost to haunt those who desecrate his grave, what if he ''also'' managed to will Blutarch and Redmond a curse that, when both of them die, they will be sent to [[The Nothing After Death]]? They "wasted their lives fighting over ''[[Ironic Echo|nothing]],'' so the only ''something'' they have, in this life or the next, is what Zepheniah Mann has willed to them ...

* Consider this... what if Zepheniah ''didn't'' purchase any land in America? Or his use of "new world" was a self-aware reference to a different sort of [[Ironic Hell|real estate]]?

* ''[[Hellsing|a ghoul]] created by the Announcer.'' Ghouls can't speak and have limited intelligence, but can operate weapons. The Announcer never goes outside (notice how many of the stages are set during the day?) The rubber mask is so the Pyro's teammates don't notice that he's an undead monstrosity and stop healing him. The Announcer turns all of the casualties she can into more Pyros and eventually will be able to attack Redmond and Blutarch, who have been turning the others into freaks with a taste for bloodshed.

** Well how many does she need? Everyone's died at least a million times already!

** Then how does one explain the suit and mask hanging in the locker room?

*** Backups.

* Someone who hates sandviches [[Reality Subtext|for no reason]].

* Pyro is [[The Chessmaster|actually behind everything]], and [[Obfuscating Stupidity|pretends to be a ditz]] so [[Manipulative Bastard|no one suspects him.]]

* Pyro has a supreme ego complex. Note- he's not 'The Pyrotechnician'. He's just The Pyro. [[I Am the Noun|He is fire itself.]]

* [[Watchmen (comics)|Rorschach]], who is masked and once used [[Improvised Weapon|a flamethrower]]. Dr. Manhattan teleported him to this universe at the end of ''Watchmen'', (feeling this time period would be most familiar to him), and he is acting far more feminine than is usual to compensate for his previous misogyny.

* The Pyro: the guy (or gal) who never talks and uses the weird weapons, but is somehow incredibly dangerous. An enigma: no one knows anything about him, but everyone runs in terror (or runs for [[Hit Points|health packs or the medic]]) when he comes through.

* The Demoman: the grenade spammer, who still uses the same tactics that dominated [[Team Fortress Classic|the previous game]]. Also the guy that prefers [[Guns Are Worthless|blades to guns]].

* The Engineer: representative of the [[Gadgeteer Genius|mod community]]. [[The Engineer|Builds things]] that augment the game and alter the course of battle.

* The Medic: [[The Medic|the most straightforward example]]: the player who does everything he can to be a team player and help other players survive. The guy who actually cares about winning.

 

== Medieval mode takes place in... ==

** Thanks for the idea... To the Fanfic-Mobile!

 

They both contain a mostly one gender cast of questionable sanity, have more stuff flying around than world war 2 and breeding pools for countless meme's.

 

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