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{{quote|'''Zepheniah Mann's will:''' To my layabout, brain defective sons, Blutarch and Redmond, I leave the greatest curse of all--partnership. ''What land I have purchased in this new world is to be split evenly between you both.'' You have wasted your lives bickering over ''nothing'', and so I leave you dimwits something of consequence over which to feud. }}

Later in the comic, Blutarch says this to the BLU Engineer ( {{spoiler|Dell Conagher}}):

If Zepheniah Mann managed to will himself as an immortal ghost to haunt those who desecrate his grave, what if he ''also'' managed to will Blutarch and Redmond a curse that, when both of them die, they will be sent to [[The Nothing After Death]]? They "wasted their lives fighting over ''[[Ironic Echo|nothing]],'' so the only ''something'' they have, in this life or the next, is what Zepheniah Mann has willed to them ...

* Consider this... what if Zepheniah ''didn't'' purchase any land in America? Or his use of "new world" was a self-aware reference to a different sort of [[Ironic Hell|real estate]]?

* ''[[Hellsing|a ghoul]] created by the Announcer.'' Ghouls can't speak and have limited intelligence, but can operate weapons. The Announcer never goes outside (notice how many of the stages are set during the day?) The rubber mask is so the Pyro's teammates don't notice that he's an undead monstrosity and stop healing him. The Announcer turns all of the casualties she can into more Pyros and eventually will be able to attack Redmond and Blutarch, who have been turning the others into freaks with a taste for bloodshed.

** Well how many does she need? Everyone's died at least a million times already!

** Then how does one explain the suit and mask hanging in the locker room?

*** Backups.

* Someone who hates sandviches [[Reality Subtext|for no reason]].

* Pyro is [[The Chessmaster|actually behind everything]], and [[Obfuscating Stupidity|pretends to be a ditz]] so [[Manipulative Bastard|no one suspects him.]]

* Pyro has a supreme ego complex. Note- he's not 'The Pyrotechnician'. He's just The Pyro. [[I Am the Noun|He is fire itself.]]

* [[Watchmen (comics)|Rorschach]], who is masked and once used [[Improvised Weapon|a flamethrower]]. Dr. Manhattan teleported him to this universe at the end of ''Watchmen'', (feeling this time period would be most familiar to him), and he is acting far more feminine than is usual to compensate for his previous misogyny.

* It will be another interview film. But Pyro being [[The Unintelligible|Pyro]], it will [[Even the Subtitler Is Stumped|fail hilariously.]]

* Pyro will find Spy via [[Spotting the Thread|awesome detective skills]], a cutscene version of spy-checking. BLU Spy ''is'' capable of being [[Boom! Headshot!|harmed by his own teammates]] in Meet the Spy, so maybe they’ll want to keep it consistent in-universe.

 

== The Pyro is [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare|Makarov]]in disguise. ==

* The Pyro: the guy (or gal) who never talks and uses the weird weapons, but is somehow incredibly dangerous. An enigma: no one knows anything about him, but everyone runs in terror (or runs for [[Hit Points|health packs or the medic]]) when he comes through.

* The Demoman: the grenade spammer, who still uses the same tactics that dominated [[Team Fortress Classic|the previous game]]. Also the guy that prefers [[Guns Are Worthless|blades to guns]].

* The Engineer: representative of the [[Gadgeteer Genius|mod community]]. [[The Engineer|Builds things]] that augment the game and alter the course of battle.

* The Medic: [[The Medic|the most straightforward example]]: the player who does everything he can to be a team player and help other players survive. The guy who actually cares about winning.

* Theoretically, it could also be like the tranquility lane simulation, reset every time somebody dies/every match.

 

It’s a very, VERY sick wargame. The family fued backstory is true, but some descendent must've thought to himself, "If this was a result of Zepenniah wanting his sons to fight over something so he could watch, why not have EVERYONE watch it?" It's top secret so no government could come in and arrest the companies. The truth will come out to the classes when they unmask the Pyro and reveal thats it's a four-year-old girl with no idea what death even ''is'' yet. Both teams will team up and capture the Announcer and Saxton Hale, bring them to the FBI (or something else) and have them arrested.

* Confirmed to an extent; when Doublecross was released it was mentioned the people who live around the Badlands where the teams fight sometimes watch them and aren't fooled at all.

 

== Medieval mode takes place in... ==

** Thanks for the idea... To the Fanfic-Mobile!

 

 

== Assorted Tinfoil Hat Ramblings ==

 

== [[Half Life|Gordon Freeman]] exists in the TF2 universe... ==

They both contain a mostly one gender cast of questionable sanity, have more stuff flying around than world war 2 and breeding pools for countless meme's.

 

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