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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqxGqucEC9c It's a proud tradition that lives on today] (skip to 1:30 if you want to avoid the buildup).

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLsRHvHSBBc This one for the Ford Courier]

* Arrogant Bastard Ale is a beer all about aggression. The customer comments section specifically states that they don't want to hear any complaints, because then the beer isn't for you. [~~http~~://~~www~~.arrogantbastard.com/index2.html\]

* Arrogant Bastard Ale is a beer all about aggression. The customer comments section specifically states that they don't want to hear any complaints, because then the beer isn't for you. [https://web.archive.org/web/20101025114021/http://arrogantbastard.com/index2.html]

* Commercials for the Motorola Droid smartphone emphasize its amazingly manly design and function, particularly in comparison to the metrosexual-friendly iPhone and downright girly Palm Pre.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLHlvb8skQ I am man, hear me ROAR!]

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* Snickers ads featuring [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI Mr] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiixrRgysks T], ''Get some nuts!''

* Michelin brand deodorant features statements like "If your ratio of lighter fluid to charcoal is three to one, you might be a Michelin Man." Actually, most deodorant is probably like this (see Old Spice above).

* Most [http://www.utilikilts.com/customer/mockumercials/ Utilikilt mockumercials], combined with [[All Women Are Lustful]]. ''Real'' men wear kilts.

* Most [https://web.archive.org/web/20130521070755/http://www.utilikilts.com/customer/mockumercials/ Utilikilt mockumercials], combined with [[All Women Are Lustful]]. ''Real'' men wear kilts.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98MQ0B2joVg This] Slim Jim commercial.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi2SrjTkpJ8 This] Skoda Fabia commercial. Made of MEANER stuff!

* Energy drinks. Like are Venom: Death Adder, which claims to be "the cold-blooded venom of the Death Adder, delivered in a fruit punch strike," and the Monster coffee energy drinks, which are "coffee done the Monster way, straight up, with a take no prisoners attitude and the experience and know-how to back it up."

* Many extra hot sauces use this as their marketing pitch; they convey the dubious message that you need to be extremely manly to eat that stuff and come out okay. For example, [~~http~~://~~www~~.extremefood.com/shop/home.php Blair's Sauces and Snacks], whose slogan is "Don't fear death, fear the consequences," has a product line named Death Sauce. Some other extreme hot sauces by various vendors have names like Demon Ichor, Pyro Diablo, Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally, Mega Death, Magma, Vicious Viper, You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce, Rectal Rocket Fuel, Ass In Space ("Ass-tronomically Hot!"), etc.

* Many extra hot sauces use this as their marketing pitch; they convey the dubious message that you need to be extremely manly to eat that stuff and come out okay. For example, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130205120805/http://extremefood.com/shop/home.php Blair's Sauces and Snacks], whose slogan is "Don't fear death, fear the consequences," has a product line named Death Sauce. Some other extreme hot sauces by various vendors have names like Demon Ichor, Pyro Diablo, Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally, Mega Death, Magma, Vicious Viper, You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce, Rectal Rocket Fuel, Ass In Space ("Ass-tronomically Hot!"), etc.

* [[Squick|BEAR SEMEN]]: [http://bearsemen.com/ THE] '''[http://bearsemen.com/ MANLIEST]''' [http://bearsemen.com/ DRINK ON EARTH]

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ZZyueRfO0 This] Dr. Pepper commercial.

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* ''[[Baki the Grappler]]''. Pick a male character, ''any'' male character. If you use a dirty trick to slice off his hand, he might just smile, crack a joke, and then punch you in the face ''with the bone in his stump!'' That's fairly typical, and not even going near the territory of a monster like Yujiro. If the idea of permanent crippling injury gives you pause, then you have ''no'' business being in the ring with these fighters.

* Black Star from ''[[Soul Eater]]'' definitely, for he has [http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-13/soul-eater/chapter-68.html three] [http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-14/soul-eater/chapter-68.html blades].

* The village leader from ''[[Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu]]'' is '''''manly''''' complete with ''manly'' chest hair...taken [http://anime-max.com.ar/anime-wallpapers/slides/images/jungle-wa-itsumo-hale-nochi-guu-003.jpg to the extreme]

* The village leader from ''[[Jungle wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu]]'' is '''''manly''''' complete with ''manly'' chest hair...taken [https://web.archive.org/web/20101212090421/http://anime-max.com.ar/anime-wallpapers/slides/images/jungle-wa-itsumo-hale-nochi-guu-003.jpg to the extreme]

* Whitebeard from ''[[One Piece]]'': In a [[World of Badass]], he is acknowledged as the single most [[Badass]] man there is. And he's [[Cool Old Guy|pretty old]], to boot. It says something when a world-wide government that rules over one-hundred nations and has the firepower raze entire islands is utterly terrified of him. Plus, I mean, [http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz35/XxInabiUchihaxX/Other%20Img/6163_render_Whitebeard_arrives_by_G.png?t=1267568506 just look at him]! {{spoiler|Sadly, he proved [[Too Cool to Live]], but even then [[Died Standing Up|he didn't fall!]]}}

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== Web Original ==

* [http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922075 TOAD GETS ALL THE BITCHES!]

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20140113092434/http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922075 TOAD GETS ALL THE BITCHES!]

* [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]] hypes up [[Reb Brown]] like this

{{quote|[[Our Lawyers Advised This Trope|Warning: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film.]] Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half as manly.}}

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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk ROCKET EDITION]!

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyNBK6M6BQ POWERMOST]!

** [[Ascended Meme|POWERTHIRST IS REAL!]] GET YOUR MENERGY [https://~~www~~.powerthirst.ca/ HERE!]

** [[Ascended Meme|POWERTHIRST IS REAL!]] GET YOUR MENERGY [https://web.archive.org/web/20140208115156/https://powerthirst.ca/ HERE!]

* [[Loading Ready Run]] brings us [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/all/date/desc?search=cooking Man Cooking].

** And their episode about the channel known only as [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2676-MEN MEN] and it's MANLY!

* Captain Hammer from ''[[Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog]]'', {{spoiler|Until he feels pain for the first time.}}

* [[Chuck Norris Facts]] is all about this trope with playing up [[Chuck Norris]] as a [[Memetic Badass]]. And also heavily robbing from [[Saturday Night Live|Bill Brasky]].

* [http://consumerist.com/5234900/eat-mangurt?skyline=true&s=i MANGURT!] Now in flavors like like Wolf Bacon, T-Bone, Buffalo Stampede, and Tequila Fight Juice!

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20090609182655/http://consumerist.com/5234900/eat-mangurt?skyline=true&s=i MANGURT!] Now in flavors like like Wolf Bacon, T-Bone, Buffalo Stampede, and Tequila Fight Juice!

* [[Badass of the Week]]. Everything on the list can fuck you up. Including [[Death World|Australia]], [http://badassoftheweek.com/beetle.html this huge-ass beetle], [http://badassoftheweek.com/hantavirus.html the Hanta virus] and [http://badassoftheweek.com/curie.html Marie Curie].

* Much of the humour of ''[[Cracked.com]]''. And specifically, [[Agents of Cracked]]: "GASP! The Chief?"

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* [http://www.picshag.com/a-bachelor-of-the-fine-arts.html This short comic] most certainly qualifies.

* Advice Dog spinoff [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhmnStMDDY Courage Wolf] who demands that you bite off more than you can chew... AND CHEW IT ANYWAY

* [http://www.radical-conservative.org/retrosexual.html The retrosexual code.]

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130602215128/http://www.radical-conservative.org/retrosexual.html The retrosexual code.]

* Old Spice's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo videoblog]. Imagine the manlinest thing in the universe, only in Morgan Freeman-esque voice.

* [[How to Play Brawl Like A Man|BIRD]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-7g5icyj4 MISSILES!!!]

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* [[Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time]]! It's good for you.

* [[Charlie Sheen]]'s [http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes Winning Recipes].

* Get yourself one of [http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk135/popcikle64/aggron.jpg these] [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/art/Get-yourself-a-Garchomp-201031585 incredibly] [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/gallery/28814374#/d3bse42 manly] [[Pokémon]].

* Get yourself one of [http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk135/popcikle64/aggron.jpg these] [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/art/Get-yourself-a-Garchomp-201031585 incredibly]{{Dead link}} [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/gallery/28814374#/d3bse42 manly] [[Pokémon]].

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZAMl0VWAZ8 Intensive Gastony Unity]. One part [[Beauty and the Beast|Gaston]], one part [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|ponies]], three part masculinity.

* While reviewing ''[[Superman: At Earth's End]]'', Linkara advised viewers to settle all arguments by screaming, "I am a ''man''!" and punching the offending person in the gut in imitation of a panel from the comic. This became subject to [[Memetic Mutation]].