That Dude in the Suede/Haiku

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"You want nostalgia?
Here's a friendly warning, fans:
This film's going to blow."

—Suede on the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.

"To those who loved this review,
And found humorous stuff within,
This commentary is for you."

—The haiku from Suede's commentary on his Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children review, spoofing the arrogant, badly written, shoehorned haiku from the opening of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.