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{{quote|'''Joe-Kage''': Personally, I don't see what's so important about [[Abridged Series|a bridge]]. I mean, come on... First [[Little Kuriboh|one guy]] makes [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
'''Naruto''': Subscribes to it?
'''Joe-Kage''': I mean, uh, everybody crosses it, because it's a bridge. Yeah. And before you know it, [[Follow the Leader|everybody and their mother is making a bridge]]. So there's a bridge, everywhere. Nobody even knows why they're making a bridge anymore. They just want people to cross it. They don't care where they're going. The first guy is like: "I'm gonna go to conventions to promote my bridge." It's like... it's just a bridge. It's not a big deal. Get over it.
'''Naruto''': What's he talking about?
'''<s> Kakashi</s> David Bowie''': Apparently, bridges.
|''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show]]''}}
{{quote|''([[Woolseyism|approximate]] translation)''
'''Konrad Lorenz<ref>the Architect</ref>:''' [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|Five minutes 47 seconds ago you suffered death by gunshot from a weapon-looking object's bullet-looking projectile which penetrated your prefrontal cortex and caused aortal dysfunction]]. And yet you're standing in front of me now in that costume as if there weren't any other ones in the costume shop. Yet this is still better than if you were to dress as the Easter Bunny, pink ears waving in the wind and hoe-like teeth hanging out from under your shades. ''(every monitor in the background displays that picture)''
'''Neon<ref>Neo</ref>:''' Then I'm dead?
'''Lorenz:''' Dear sor Neon, you really should be! But the situation is much more complicated since you're the One.
'''Neon:''' The One?
'''Lorenz:''' Oh, don't run so much forward. You weren't even born yet... when I was black-belt on nerdyness, soldier-boy and rock-paper-scissors. If you die now, you'll march gloriously into history and your face will be downloaded as phone oplogo from the Internet for decades. But you can choose to return, in which case you'll be able to fly like Superman above the rural churches after your resurrection. If you choose this however, I warn you: if you review your life's film before your death, don't see [[Take That|a two-and-a-half hour long action film chock full of special effects]]!
'''Neon:''' I can't decide... I want to call granny<ref>the Oracle</ref>.
'''Lorenz:''' [[Not So Stoic|Bloody hell, I'll be very unhappy if you keep going like this!]]
|''Vektor'', a Hungarian-made abridged movie of ''[[The Matrix]]''}}
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