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 ** Remember that thing about [[Chekhov's Skill|lighting himself on fire]]? [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p25 Yeah.] ''Laughing.'' If that isn't his Crowning Moment...
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p43 The end of the McNinja Family versus the pirates]:
-{{quote| ''(After Mitzi McNinja has just blown up a pirate ship)''<br />
+{{quote|''(After Mitzi McNinja has just blown up a pirate ship)''
-'''Dr. McNinja''': Hey, nice one, Mom, my sword was still on board.<br />
+'''Dr. McNinja''': Hey, nice one, Mom, my sword was still on board.
-'''Sean "Dark Smoke Puncher" McNinja''': And probably mad pirate loot, too!<br />
+'''Sean "Dark Smoke Puncher" McNinja''': And probably mad pirate loot, too!
-''(Dr. [[McNinja]]'s sword falls back into his hand, while his kid brother Dark Smoke Puncher gets walloped by a falling pirate treasure chest)''<br />
+''(Dr. [[McNinja]]'s sword falls back into his hand, while his kid brother Dark Smoke Puncher gets walloped by a falling pirate treasure chest)''
-'''Mitzi McNinja''': What is your mother's expertise?<br />
+'''Mitzi McNinja''': What is your mother's expertise?
-'''Dr. McNinja''': Pickled beets.<br />
+'''Dr. McNinja''': Pickled beets.
-'''Mitzi''': ''And''?!<br />
+'''Mitzi''': ''And''?!
 '''Dr. McNinja''': Precisely aimed demolitions. }}
 * A mobster with a swordfish through his chest (do I even have to say it?) threatens the good Doctor with a gun if he doesn't treat his...."condition." The Doc's response? [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/13p14 Casually disarm him without even being SEEN.]
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 ** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p30 Woah! And you're going to need a peg FACE!]
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/8p15 "Aren't you lucky you live in the only town in the world prepared for a zombie invasion."]
-{{quote| '''Gordito''': That's awesome! Seriously? There's, like, a zombie defense system?<br />
+{{quote|'''Gordito''': That's awesome! Seriously? There's, like, a zombie defense system?
 '''Dr. McNinja''': (while pulling out a pair of shotguns) Yeah. '''[[Badass|It's us.]]''' }}
 ** [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/8p28 Another gem from that story:]
-{{quote| '''Gordito''': Oh noooo! We left Yoshi behind! Are dinosaurs immune to zombies?<br />
+{{quote|'''Gordito''': Oh noooo! We left Yoshi behind! Are dinosaurs immune to zombies?
-'''Dr. McNinja''': Uhmm... ''YES.''<br />
+'''Dr. McNinja''': Uhmm... ''YES.''
 (Cue shot of Yoshi scaring several zombies shitless) }}
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/17p64 "My only regret is that this is so unfair, it won't humiliate you."]
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 * From Gordito: [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p21 "Don't."]
 ** Doc wasn't understating when he called Gordito the Effing [[Badass]] Kid:
-{{quote| '''Gordito:''' You left me on the ship. I took out every single member of the crew individually until I was the only one left.}}
+{{quote|'''Gordito:''' You left me on the ship. I took out every single member of the crew individually until I was the only one left.}}
 * The [[Alt Text]] of [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p20 this strip] says it all:
-{{quote|  I had a really hard time writing this page until I just decided to draw some dinosaurs with jet packs and guns.}}
+{{quote|I had a really hard time writing this page until I just decided to draw some dinosaurs with jet packs and guns.}}
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/10p25 Mitzi can taste your lies.].
 * Doc taps his own personal [[Theme Music Power-Up]] by humming [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p67 the Ghostbusters theme]. Then, [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/20p68 "I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOSTS!"]
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 * "I don't '''believe''' in [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p35/ mimes!]
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p29/ Dr. McLuchador's] [[Refuge in Audacity|methods of medicine]].
-{{quote|  [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p37/ "Shh... I prefer spiders not to know my name."]}}
+{{quote|[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p37/ "Shh... I prefer spiders not to know my name."]}}
 * [[Big Entrance|ENO]][http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p39/ UGH!]
 * [http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p72/ Dan McNinja has no time for your delicate procedures.]