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* And what about {{spoiler|Toaster's death}}? |
* And what about {{spoiler|Toaster's death}}? |
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* A lot of the old cars' stories in "Worthless" can tug on the heart strings. Just listen to the Indy car's story. |
* A lot of the old cars' stories in "Worthless" can tug on the heart strings. Just listen to the Indy car's story. |
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{{quote|I must confess, I'm impressed how I did it |
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I wonder how close that I came }} |
I wonder how close that I came }} |
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** The truck's is [[It Got Worse|much worse]]... |
** The truck's is [[It Got Worse|much worse]]... |
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{{quote|I worked on a reservation |
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Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe? |
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe? |
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Once in an Indian nation, |
Once in an Indian nation, |
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I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi. |
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi. |
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I was happy 'till I heard him say |
I was happy 'till I heard him say |
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"You're worthless." }} |
"You're worthless." }} |
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*** And then it just ''[[Driven to Suicide|drives on to the conveyor belt]]'', which shocks even the ''magnet''! |
*** And then it just ''[[Driven to Suicide|drives on to the conveyor belt]]'', which shocks even the ''magnet''! |
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** ...But the hearse's is worst of all. |
** ...But the hearse's is worst of all. |
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{{quote|I took a man to a graveyard |
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I beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned }} |
I beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned }} |
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*** ...Who is dropped on top of a car who was driven by a Texan man who got cold feet on the way to a wedding. [[Fridge Horror|Now combine that with the hearse and]]... |
*** ...Who is dropped on top of a car who was driven by a Texan man who got cold feet on the way to a wedding. [[Fridge Horror|Now combine that with the hearse and]]... |