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* And what about {{spoiler|Toaster's death}}?
* And what about {{spoiler|Toaster's death}}?
* A lot of the old cars' stories in "Worthless" can tug on the heart strings. Just listen to the Indy car's story.
* A lot of the old cars' stories in "Worthless" can tug on the heart strings. Just listen to the Indy car's story.
{{quote| I must confess, I'm impressed how I did it<br />
{{quote|I must confess, I'm impressed how I did it
I wonder how close that I came }}
I wonder how close that I came }}
** The truck's is [[It Got Worse|much worse]]...
** The truck's is [[It Got Worse|much worse]]...
{{quote| I worked on a reservation<br />
{{quote|I worked on a reservation
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?<br />
Who would believe they would love me and leave on a bus back to old Santa Fe?
Once in an Indian nation,<br />
Once in an Indian nation,
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi.<br />
I took the kids on the skids with a Hopi.
I was happy 'till I heard him say<br />
I was happy 'till I heard him say
"You're worthless." }}
"You're worthless." }}
*** And then it just ''[[Driven to Suicide|drives on to the conveyor belt]]'', which shocks even the ''magnet''!
*** And then it just ''[[Driven to Suicide|drives on to the conveyor belt]]'', which shocks even the ''magnet''!
** ...But the hearse's is worst of all.
** ...But the hearse's is worst of all.
{{quote| I took a man to a graveyard<br />
{{quote|I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned }}
I beg your pardon it's quite hard enough just living with the stuff I have learned }}
*** ...Who is dropped on top of a car who was driven by a Texan man who got cold feet on the way to a wedding. [[Fridge Horror|Now combine that with the hearse and]]...
*** ...Who is dropped on top of a car who was driven by a Texan man who got cold feet on the way to a wedding. [[Fridge Horror|Now combine that with the hearse and]]...