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* Just about anytime spoiled Paris says or does something is funny. 
{{quote|'''Zeke''': Comfy up there?
'''Paris''': Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries. }}
** Talking about Jack after she shaved her head and has goggles on. 
{{quote|'''Paris''': It's the winner of the look alike contest.}}
** Not to mention when Jack sneaks up on him, he quips: "Tell me something: did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?"
** "People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should FLEE!" 
* Paris's {{spoiler|death}} is a combination of funny and {{spoiler|[[Tear Jerker]]}}.
{{quote|'''Paris''':  {{spoiler|I was supposed to die in France. I never even saw France}}. }}
* After his intimidating speech about how he got his eyes and Carolyn makes Jack leave, Riddick smirks at Carolyn and says: "Cute kid."
* Riddick's introduction to Paris is hysterical. It would have been funny if he did it with a deadpan expression, but Riddick actually gives Paris a ''genuine fucking smile'' and ''shakes his hand'' when he says, "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer." Comedic genius.

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