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* Just about anytime spoiled Paris says or does something is funny. |
* Just about anytime spoiled Paris says or does something is funny. |
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{{quote|'''Zeke''': Comfy up there? |
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'''Paris''': Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries. }} |
'''Paris''': Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the luxuries. }} |
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** Talking about Jack after she shaved her head and has goggles on. |
** Talking about Jack after she shaved her head and has goggles on. |
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{{quote|'''Paris''': It's the winner of the look alike contest.}} |
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** Not to mention when Jack sneaks up on him, he quips: "Tell me something: did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?" |
** Not to mention when Jack sneaks up on him, he quips: "Tell me something: did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?" |
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** "People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should FLEE!" |
** "People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should FLEE!" |
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* Paris's {{spoiler|death}} is a combination of funny and {{spoiler|[[Tear Jerker]]}}. |
* Paris's {{spoiler|death}} is a combination of funny and {{spoiler|[[Tear Jerker]]}}. |
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{{quote|'''Paris''': {{spoiler|I was supposed to die in France. I never even saw France}}. }} |
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* After his intimidating speech about how he got his eyes and Carolyn makes Jack leave, Riddick smirks at Carolyn and says: "Cute kid." |
* After his intimidating speech about how he got his eyes and Carolyn makes Jack leave, Riddick smirks at Carolyn and says: "Cute kid." |
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* Riddick's introduction to Paris is hysterical. It would have been funny if he did it with a deadpan expression, but Riddick actually gives Paris a ''genuine fucking smile'' and ''shakes his hand'' when he says, "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer." Comedic genius. |
* Riddick's introduction to Paris is hysterical. It would have been funny if he did it with a deadpan expression, but Riddick actually gives Paris a ''genuine fucking smile'' and ''shakes his hand'' when he says, "Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer." Comedic genius. |