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** Also, '''JAKE.'''
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: After seeing Phelous hanging himself from the horror of ''Caligula'', the Snob wonders who turned the camera off.
** Also, on his [[Suburban Knights]] links have a plot summary of a movie atop it (in order: ''[[Weekend at BerniesBernie's]], [[Kindergarten Cop]], [[Big]], [[Halloween III: Season of the Witch]], [[First Blood]], [[Sleepaway Camp]], [[The Toxic Avenger]]'').
** The fetus gag in ''Anthropophagus''.
** After receiving a VHS tape of the unsettlingly realistic [[Gorn|faux-snuff film]] ''Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment'' in the mail, the Snob reports it to the police... for [[Excuse Plot|having terrible scriptwriting and camerawork.]]
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* [[Suckiness Is Painful]]: '''Nukie'''.
** By the end of "E.T. Week", he opens a broken DVD case and is disappointed when the plastic doesn't pierce his carotid artery.
* [[Suspiciously Specific Denial]]: Under no circumstances should it ever be assumed, for any reason, that the Cinema Snob owns a copy of ''[[Weekend at BerniesBernie's]]''. He's too classy for that.
** The heroine of ''Elves'' to her cat: "You're the only friend I have left!" Cut to a meaningful glance at Lloyd.
{{quote|'''Snob:''' Pfft. Whatever. I have friends! This movie isn't... speaking to me in a weird way.}}