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Line 1: {{work}} {{haiku\| ~~Why so serious?<br />Oh, that's right, it's because I<br />Blew up your girlfriend.~~ Why so serious? ~~{{quote\| [[Tropers/Some Sort Of Troper\|Some Sort Of Troper]]}}~~ Oh, that's right, it's because I Blew up your girlfriend. \|Some Sort Of Troper}} {{haiku\| ~~Damn you, evil clown.<br />Now I guess I'll go and kill<br />Everyone but you.~~ Damn you, evil clown. Now I guess I'll go and kill Everyone but you. }} {{haiku\| ~~These films are about<br />A man in a damn bat suit<br />And yet they kick ass!~~ These films are about ~~{{quote\| [[Tropers/Elan\|Elan]]}}~~ A man in a damn bat suit And yet they kick ass! \|Elan}} {{haiku\| ~~Old franchise's death<br />Catalyzed bat-series and<br />Made it save itself.~~ Old franchise's death ~~{{quote\| [[Tropers/Planet-man\|Planet-man]]}}~~ Catalyzed bat-series and Made it save itself. \|Planet-man}} {{haiku\| ~~Lots of lip-licking<br />And dragging out your "o"s can<br />Win you an Oscar.~~ Lots of lip-licking ~~{{quote\| [[Tropers/Planet-man\|Planet-man]]}}~~ And dragging out your "o"s can Win you an Oscar. \|Planet-man}} {{haiku\| ~~Rollercoaster ride<br />of suspense and huge plot twists<br />Franchise is revived.~~ Rollercoaster ride of suspense and huge plot twists Franchise is revived. }} {{haiku\| A movie about<br />A psychotic clown's fight with<br />The goddamn Batman!▼ A movie about ~~{{quote\| [[Tropers/DJ Marred\|DJ Marred]]}}~~ ▲~~A movie about<br />~~A psychotic clown's fight with~~<br />The goddamn Batman!~~ The goddamn Batman! \|DJ Marred}} {{haiku\| ~~This movie is great<br />But all I can think is<br />The sequel will flop.~~ This movie is great {{quote\| [[Jason Batman]]}}▼ But all I can think is The sequel will flop. ▲~~{{quote~~\| [[Jason Batman]]}} {{haiku\| ~~Chill kills his parents<br />Bruce masters anger and fear<br />A legend is born~~ Chill kills his parents Bruce masters anger and fear A legend is born }} {{haiku\| ~~The Joker Strikes Hard<br />Chaos fights against order<br />The Dark Knight triumphs~~ The Joker Strikes Hard Chaos fights against order The Dark Knight triumphs }} {{haiku\| ~~War comes to Gotham<br />Brutal Bane destroys all hope<br />The legend ends here.<br />{{quote\| [[Tropers/Agentjohnbishop\|Agent John Bishop]]}}~~ War comes to Gotham Brutal Bane destroys all hope The legend ends here. \|Agent John Bishop }} ---- :<small>Back to ''[[{{ROOTPAGENAME}}]]''</small> {{reflist}} [[Category:~~Haiku Wiki~~{{ROOTPAGENAME}}]] [[Category:~~The Dark Knight Saga~~{{SUBPAGENAME}}]] {{DEFAULTSORT:Dark Knight Saga, The}} ~~[[Category:Haiku]]~~