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Why so serious?<br />Oh, that's right, it's because I<br />Blew up your girlfriend. |
Why so serious?<br />Oh, that's right, it's because I<br />Blew up your girlfriend. |
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{{quote|[[Tropers/Some Sort Of Troper|Some Sort Of Troper]]}} |
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Damn you, evil clown.<br />Now I guess I'll go and kill<br />Everyone but you. |
Damn you, evil clown.<br />Now I guess I'll go and kill<br />Everyone but you. |
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These films are about<br />A man in a damn bat suit<br />And yet they kick ass! |
These films are about<br />A man in a damn bat suit<br />And yet they kick ass! |
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{{quote|[[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}} |
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Old franchise's death<br />Catalyzed bat-series and<br />Made it save itself. |
Old franchise's death<br />Catalyzed bat-series and<br />Made it save itself. |
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{{quote|[[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}} |
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Lots of lip-licking<br />And dragging out your "o"s can<br />Win you an Oscar. |
Lots of lip-licking<br />And dragging out your "o"s can<br />Win you an Oscar. |
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{{quote|[[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}} |
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Rollercoaster ride<br />of suspense and huge plot twists<br />Franchise is revived. |
Rollercoaster ride<br />of suspense and huge plot twists<br />Franchise is revived. |
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A movie about<br />A psychotic clown's fight with<br />The goddamn Batman! |
A movie about<br />A psychotic clown's fight with<br />The goddamn Batman! |
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{{quote|[[Tropers/DJ Marred|DJ Marred]]}} |
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This movie is great<br />But all I can think is<br />The sequel will flop. |
This movie is great<br />But all I can think is<br />The sequel will flop. |
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Chill kills his parents<br />Bruce masters anger and fear<br />A legend is born |
Chill kills his parents<br />Bruce masters anger and fear<br />A legend is born |
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The Joker Strikes Hard<br />Chaos fights against order<br />The Dark Knight triumphs |
The Joker Strikes Hard<br />Chaos fights against order<br />The Dark Knight triumphs |
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War comes to Gotham<br />Brutal Bane destroys all hope<br />The legend ends here.<br />{{quote| |
War comes to Gotham<br />Brutal Bane destroys all hope<br />The legend ends here.<br />{{quote|[[Tropers/Agentjohnbishop|Agent John Bishop]]}} |
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Revision as of 04:40, 8 August 2014
Why so serious?
Oh, that's right, it's because I
Blew up your girlfriend.
 |
 |
Damn you, evil clown.
Now I guess I'll go and kill
Everyone but you.
These films are about
A man in a damn bat suit
And yet they kick ass!
|
|
Old franchise's death
Catalyzed bat-series and
Made it save itself.
|
|
Lots of lip-licking
And dragging out your "o"s can
Win you an Oscar.
|
|
Rollercoaster ride
of suspense and huge plot twists
Franchise is revived.
A movie about
A psychotic clown's fight with
The goddamn Batman!
|
|
This movie is great
But all I can think is
The sequel will flop.
|
|
Chill kills his parents
Bruce masters anger and fear
A legend is born
The Joker Strikes Hard
Chaos fights against order
The Dark Knight triumphs
War comes to Gotham
Brutal Bane destroys all hope
The legend ends here.
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