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Why so serious?
Oh, that's right, it's because I
Blew up your girlfriend.

—Some Sort Of Troper

Damn you, evil clown.
Now I guess I'll go and kill
Everyone but you.

These films are about
A man in a damn bat suit
And yet they kick ass!

—Elan

Old franchise's death
Catalyzed bat-series and
Made it save itself.

—Planet-man

Lots of lip-licking
And dragging out your "o"s can
Win you an Oscar.

—Planet-man

Rollercoaster ride
of suspense and huge plot twists
Franchise is revived.

A movie about
A psychotic clown's fight with
The goddamn Batman!

—DJ Marred

This movie is great
But all I can think is
The sequel will flop.

—Jason Batman

Chill kills his parents
Bruce masters anger and fear
A legend is born

The Joker Strikes Hard
Chaos fights against order
The Dark Knight triumphs

War comes to Gotham
Brutal Bane destroys all hope
The legend ends here.

—

Agent John Bishop

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-Why so serious?<br />Oh, that's right, it's because I<br />Blew up your girlfriend.
+Why so serious?
-{{quote|[[Tropers/Some Sort Of Troper|Some Sort Of Troper]]}}
+Oh, that's right, it's because I
+Blew up your girlfriend.
+|Some Sort Of Troper}}
+{{haiku|
-Damn you, evil clown.<br />Now I guess I'll go and kill<br />Everyone but you.
+Damn you, evil clown.
+Now I guess I'll go and kill
+Everyone but you.
+}}
+{{haiku|
-These films are about<br />A man in a damn bat suit<br />And yet they kick ass!
+These films are about
-{{quote|[[Tropers/Elan|Elan]]}}
+A man in a damn bat suit
+And yet they kick ass!
+|Elan}}
+{{haiku|
-Old franchise's death<br />Catalyzed bat-series and<br />Made it save itself.
+Old franchise's death
-{{quote|[[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}}
+Catalyzed bat-series and
+Made it save itself.
+|Planet-man}}
+{{haiku|
-Lots of lip-licking<br />And dragging out your "o"s can<br />Win you an Oscar.
+Lots of lip-licking
-{{quote|[[Tropers/Planet-man|Planet-man]]}}
+And dragging out your "o"s can
+Win you an Oscar.
+|Planet-man}}
+{{haiku|
-Rollercoaster ride<br />of suspense and huge plot twists<br />Franchise is revived.
+Rollercoaster ride
+of suspense and huge plot twists
+Franchise is revived.
+}}
+{{haiku|
-A movie about<br />A psychotic clown's fight with<br />The goddamn Batman!
+A movie about
-{{quote|[[Tropers/DJ Marred|DJ Marred]]}}
+A psychotic clown's fight with
+The goddamn Batman!
+|DJ Marred}}
+{{haiku|
-This movie is great<br />But all I can think is<br />The sequel will flop.
+This movie is great
-{{quote|[[Jason Batman]]}}
+But all I can think is
+The sequel will flop.
+|Jason Batman}}
+{{haiku|
-Chill kills his parents<br />Bruce masters anger and fear<br />A legend is born
+Chill kills his parents
+Bruce masters anger and fear
+A legend is born
+}}
+{{haiku|
-The Joker Strikes Hard<br />Chaos fights against order<br />The Dark Knight triumphs
+The Joker Strikes Hard
+Chaos fights against order
+The Dark Knight triumphs
+}}
+{{haiku|
-War comes to Gotham<br />Brutal Bane destroys all hope<br />The legend ends here.<br />{{quote|[[Tropers/Agentjohnbishop|Agent John Bishop]]}}
+War comes to Gotham
+Brutal Bane destroys all hope
+The legend ends here.
+|{{haiku|Agent John Bishop
+}}}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
 [[Category:The Dark Knight Saga]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]