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The character that is Earl Harrigan, featured in the sixth and seventh books. Can you say GAWD-BOMB?
Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.
Flagg's note with the smiley faces in Wizard and Glass.
Cuthbert's quips in Wizard and Glass

Cuthbert: Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
Alain: (annoyed) Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
Cuthbert: No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.

- On Susan and Roland:

Cuthbert: She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
Alain: You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
Cuthbert: All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.

Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in Drawing of the Three, if you're into that kinda thing...

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 * The character that is Earl Harrigan, featured in the sixth and seventh books. Can you say ''GAWD-BOMB?''
 * Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.
 * Flagg's note with the smiley faces in ''Wizard and Glass''.
-* Cuthbert's quips in ''[[The Dark Tower (Literature)/Wizard and Glass|Wizard and Glass]]''
+* Cuthbert's quips in ''[[The Dark Tower/Wizard and Glass|Wizard and Glass]]''
-{{quote| '''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.<br />
+{{quote|'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
-'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?<br />
+'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
 '''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on. }}
 ** On Susan and Roland:
-{{quote| '''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.<br />
+{{quote|'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
-'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.<br />
+'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
 '''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever. }}
 * Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
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