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• The character that is Earl Harrigan, featured in the sixth and seventh books. Can you say GAWD-BOMB?
• Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.
• Flagg's note with the smiley faces in Wizard and Glass.
• Cuthbert's quips in Wizard and Glass

Cuthbert: Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away. Alain: (annoyed) Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right? Cuthbert: No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.

• • On Susan and Roland:

Cuthbert: She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't. Alain: You shouldn't say such, even in jest. Cuthbert: All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.

• Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in Drawing of the Three, if you're into that kinda thing...