The Dead Rise to Advertise/Quotes

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 Hi! This is Elvis. I know I'm dead but this offer was so good I had to come back to tell you about it.

So I'm watching TV today, and all I keep seeing is dead celebrities hawking products! You've got poor old Vincent Price floating around in a toilet keg telling me about the horrors of an unfresh bowl! And I hardly think Winston Churchill would eat at a place called "Der Wienerschnitzel"!