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[[File:the-ditz2_8758ditz2 8758.png|link=Glee|frame|"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."]]
 
{{quote|'''Lord Percy:''' The fashion today is towards the tiny.
'''Blackadder:''' In that case you have the most fashionable brain in London.|''[[Blackadder]] II''}}
 
The Ditz is a character whose defining characteristic is profound stupidity. Female ditzes tend to be sweet and naive, while male ditzes tend to be oafish but lovable. [['''The Ditz]]''' is written to appear unintentionally funny. In drama series, he or she provides comic relief.
 
Unlike [[The Fool]], [['''The Ditz]]''' is seldom in any real danger, and luck probably couldn't save him if he or she ever were.
 
A good looking Ditz (of either sex) might be [[The Brainless Beauty]]. An independently wealthy Ditz is an [[Upper Class Twit]]. An exceptionally clumsy Ditz is a [[Dojikko]]. A Ditz that's a [[Mighty Glacier]] (Most commonly as [[The Big Guy]] or [[The Brute]]) is a [[Dumb Muscle]].
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A more competent Ditz will often become [[The Fool]]. Taken to its extreme, the Ditz can evolve into a [[Cloudcuckoolander]].
 
One reason you can find [['''The Ditz]]''' on so many TV shows is that [[Expectation Lowerer|it gives the audience someone to feel superior to]]. No matter how stupid you might be, you are smarter than [['''The Ditz]]'''.
 
See also [[Genius Ditz]], [[Obfuscating Stupidity]], [[Dumb Blonde]], and [[The Klutz]].
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* Isaac and Miria, the [[Outlaw Couple]] pair from ''[[Baccano!]]!''.
** It's probably [[Stealth Pun|not an accident]] that "Baccano!" sounds like "[[Baka]] no..."
* The characters of ''[[Cromartie High School]]'' tend to pass the [[Idiot Ball]] around quite a bit, but Hayashida is particularly stupid. [[The Other Wiki]] describes him as "dumber than a gorilla"--which—which, considering a gorilla is actually part of the cast, is ''proven true'' in the show. In his defense, the gorilla is the smartest member of the class. Yeah. It's that kind of series.
* Himeko from ''[[Pani Poni Dash!]]''. She's so dumb, she faints upon SEEING English letters, since her brain can't take it.
* Gourry Gabriev in ''[[The Slayers]]''.
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** Actually, so is Rosette in the beginning.
* Nai is a boy version of this from ''[[Karneval]],'' {{spoiler|although he's really a cute little animal.}} Yogi is more of the "lovable oaf" kind when he's not being serious, which is often.
* The main lead of ''[[Angel Densetsu]]'' has his moments (it's more a combination of [[Nice Guy]], [[The Klutz]] and [[Selective Obliviousness]] actually), but then we have the most fearsome and brutal of the Shadowy seven: Hishida Haruka! Yep, she's [[The Ditz]], and [[The Klutz]], and almost a [[Pollyanna]] ...she's also the living embodiment of [[Confusion Fu]], and she's not ''even aware'' of all the destruction she's spreading around.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander|Tsukasa Hiiragi]] from ''[[Lucky Star]]'' qualifies.
* The toad Gamatatsu in ''[[Naruto]]''.
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* Ted and Georgette from ''[[Mary Tyler Moore|The Mary Tyler Moore Show]]''.
* Monroe from ''[[Too Close for Comfort]]''.
* J.D. from ''[[Scrubs]]'' is an interesting case. Despite being a talented and well educated doctor, he's a massive [[Cloudcuckoolander]] who can't stop daydreaming and is constantly blurting out [[Non Sequitur|Non Sequiturs]]s, stream-of-consciousness, and ridiculously embarrassing remarks. He also delves into extreme ditz-hood when dealing with certain subjects, including sports (he thinks basketballs come "three to a can" and that Arnold Palmer is famous only for inventing a drink), politics (does not know the difference between a senator and a congressman, and knows Dick Cheney only as "the bald assistant president who has all the heart attacks") and geography (mistakes Austria for Australia and New England for New Zealand).
** There's a couple of issues of ''[[Young Justice (comics)|Young Justice]]'', set in 'Australia', where the artist apparently made the same mistake (there ain't no mountains like that in Sydney, bub!). And ''[[The Simpsons]]'' [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] it.
* Lucy Moran and Deputy Andy Brennan from ''[[Twin Peaks]]''.
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* Bridget Hennesey, from ''[[8 Simple Rules]]''.
* Christmas Noelle "Chrissy" Snow (Suzanne Somers' archetypal role) from ''[[Three's Company]]''.
** Her [[Trans Atlantic Equivalent]] in ''[[Man About the House]]'' (on which ''[[Three's Company]]'' was based) was something of a subversion. Not only was the "Chrissy" character the brunette in the British original -- andoriginal—and not at all ditzy -- butditzy—but the "Janet" character, who was blonde, wasn't so much [[The Ditz]] as she was a [[Cloudcuckoolander]].
* Kelly Bundy of ''[[Married... with Children]]'' was eventually [[Flanderization|Flanderized]] into [[The Brainless Beauty|a brainless trollop]] who hadn't enough mental capacity to remember her homework and the members of her own family at the same time.
* That [[Token Minority|token black kid]] on ''[[Hip Hop Harry]]'', affectionately nicknamed "Stupid Scott" by Joel McHale of ''[[The Soup]]''. Despite being roughly around the age of 12, he expresses the cognitive skills of a 6-year-old and has to have explained to him (by the [[Positive Discrimination|smarter Asian girl]]) things like how to fill up a bathtub or why its not a good idea to feed ice cream and hot dogs to a pet gerbil. The program goes out of its way to make viewer wonder how on earth he manages to cross streets on the way home.
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== Puppet Shows ==
* The puppet for [[George W. Bush]] in the French satirical show ''[[Les Guignols De L Info]]'' is very much this. He was regularly portrayed as brainless -- inbrainless—in some cases, ''literally''.
* Ditto for Reagan in ''[[Spitting Image]]''.
 
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** The same series also has [[Ravens and Crows|Utsuho]] [[I Love Nuclear Power|Reiuji]], also known by the similar [[Fan Nickname]] "⑥" (Six-ball).
* Lucia in ''[[Shadow Hearts]] Covenant'' is described by her own teacher Carla as "slow".
* Both Lloyd and Colette of ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'' both qualify quite well for the title of [[The Ditz]]. A great example is a skit conversation between the two and Regal when Colette asks how Lloyd memorized every single Dwarven Vow (of which there are at least 108).
{{quote|'''Lloyd''': Since I was a child, I memorized one before each meal and was tested on it. And if I couldn't say it, I didn't get to eat.
'''Colette''': Oh, I see.... There must have been Dwarven Vow memory ingredients in the food.
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== Web Animation ==
* Several characters on the ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' site. Homestar himself is the most noticeably ditzy, but there's more than one [[Idiot Ball]] being passed around among the cast.
* All of the characters in the video podcast ''[http://tikibartv.com/tikibar_display.php?pver=qh&vid=40 Tiki Bar TV]'' drift in and out of this. This is largely because the dialog is improvised while the actors are drunk, leading to some bizarre exchanges that drift back and forth between [[The Fool]] and [[Cloudcuckoolander]], and generally end up falling around [[The Ditz]].
{{quote|Dr. Tiki: I'm a PhD MD USB for a reason!}}
* ''[[Red vs. Blue]]''
** Caboose gradually degrades from The Ditz in the first series to being completely retarded and [[Cloudcuckoolander|almost completely disconnected from reality]] (at one point, he loads his gun with crayons and forgets how to spell his name).
** Donut also qualifies and stays [[The Ditz]] the entire time, though ironically he's the only one from either team who ever managed to accomplish their objective (capturing the flag). Sister could also count when she arrives. Both of them share two traits - speaking [[Fun with Foreign Languages|terrible]] [[My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels|Spanish]], and both of them [[Motor Mouth|talk way too damn much.]]
* The Pink and Blue unicorns from the two ''[[Charlie the Unicorn]]'' [[YouTube]] videos ''appear'' to be this at first, {{spoiler|but seeing as they tricked him into donating his kidney-- with''out'' consent-- in the first movie, and ended up robbing him in the second, [[Obfuscating Stupidity|they're something else entirely]].}}
 
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* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]''
** Elan is a definitive version...though it was toned down a bit after [[Took a Level In Badass]].
** Crystal, the [[Goth]] assassin. Uncommon in so far that she has neither the good attitude nor the good looks most ditzes have. If she wasn't [[The Rival]] of Haley Starshine (which lets her gain a level every time Haley gets one, for the ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' rules), she'd probably still be at 0th level. Crystal's little pickle stunt moves her closer to [[Too Dumb to Live]]. [[The Ditz]] may be stupid, but there's stupid and there's unbelievably retarded.
** The Monster in the Darkness could also qualify.
** Thog from the Linear Guild.
* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]''
** Kiki is a combination [[The Ditz|Ditz]]/GenkiGirl cranked up to eleven.
** Sam is this combined with [[Casanova Wannabe]].
* Kia from ''[[Fletcher Apts]]''.
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** Duchess Letita is very ditzy, although whether it's due to her stupidity or just her [[Cloudcuckoolander|strange viewpoint]] is somewhat debatable.
** Her younger daughter is a straighter example, though it's implied that she's only ditzy because she thinks she's entitled to everything and ''chooses'' not to use her brain.
* In the ''[[Cross Time Cafe]]'' Ky is [[The Ditz|this]] combined with 100% [[Eldritch Abomination]]. [[Berserk Button|But don't call her a ditz]]... [[Our Demons Are Different|or you will see her]] [http://www.whiteponyproductions.com/comicstrips/ctc/ctc0163.htm true self... a 60-foot tall burning-mad demon!]
* Dustin from ''[[Spacetrawler]]''. He's so consistently stupid that the other characters just start doing the opposite of whatever he advises.
{{quote|'''[http://spacetrawler.com/2012/02/19/spacetrawler-207/ Pierrot]:''' Dusty thinks it's a bad idea, it must be sensible.}}
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* Chris Griffin on ''[[Family Guy]]'' has an intelligence somewhere between that of a sign post and a bag of moldy French fries. [[The Brainless Beauty|Jillian]], Brian's ex-girlfriend, is another example. Peter too, [[Depending on the Writer]].
* Madison from ''[[Class of 3000]]''.
* Amy Wong from ''[[Futurama]]'' is a black-haired Ditz - she fails at haggling, confusing it with bidding at auctions, and flirts with all men. Fry is also [[The Ditz]].
* Bebop and Rocksteady from the 1980s version of ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' fit this trope-- despitetrope—despite being male villains.
* Da-da-da-da-da - ''[[Inspector Gadget]]''.
* [[The Brainless Beauty|Lindsay]] from [[Total Drama Island|the Total Drama series]]
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