The Elenium/Funny

Anybody: "Whose turn is it to cook?"
Sir Ulath: "Yours."

- Turns into a nice little Brick Joke when the rest finally catch on, and decide to quietly leave Ulath to do the cooking from then on.
Berit, in his attempts to impress Dolmant, offers to teach history and manners to Talen. When Talen becomes offended, Berit backhands him out of a saddle, disarms him, and kicks him to the ground. All without losing the smirk on his face.
The whole part about Sparhawk and Kurik attempting to break into the house.
- Especially the naked woman on the roof.
Sephrenia's reaction to learning that the phrase "little mother" was used by the entire Padion order as a nickname for her and as a password.

Sephrenia: "Why didn't anyone tell me?"
Sparhawk: "We all thought you knew."

Lillias' Large Ham moment, now with Gag Boobs included.
Avin Wargunsson's death and funeral. He's killed by being drowned in a barrel of wine; once he's discovered and removed from the barrel, his entire body is stained- in essence, he was dyed purple. Nobody at the funeral could keep a straight face at the sight.
Bevier going undercover in Scarpa's army. He studied as an actor, so he naturally plays a part. Unfortunately, as the narration notes: 'His intent was obviously to appear dangerously competent. Instead, he was achieving the appearance of a homicidal maniac.'