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''[http://www.jimmys-desktop.de/nge.php?ikaris The Ikaris]'' is a ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Fanfiction created by Jimmy Wolk, author of ''[[The Second Try]]'' and ''[[Aki-chan's Life]]''. Unfortunately it has been dead for a while, but the author has expressed he would like finishing it. [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1430808/1/The_Ikaris It also can be found in FF.Net].

* [[Everything's Better with Penguins]]: Pen -Pen tends to make the scenes way funnier. Examples include Misato arguing with him about a beer can as Shinji mutteresmutters Pen -Pen is not even talking about it and Asuka Ikari wonders if theshe is the [[Only Sane Man|Only Sane Person]] in the apartment.

{{quote|'''Asuka''': Not that anyone would want this idiot. Who would want to be married to someone who was always excusing and whining and a coward and a wimp and hers... uhm... her -- s...stinging pain in the neck...}}

* [[Like an Old Married Couple]]: Hiroya Matsura, the lawyer handling their "divorce", suggests they sound like one. Later, Touji says his line about Asuka and Shinji being newlyweds... and he has a VERY''very'' unexpected reaction.

* [[Mandatory Motherhood]]: An implied example. Due to three billion people dying in Second Impact, numerous countries implemented laws to loosen marriage conditions and discourage divorce to encourage family development and boost birthrates. Japan apparently never bothered to repeal them, due to being too busy trusting shadowy agencies to build giant robots to fight off alien monsters. Asuka angrily dubs Japan "the Las Vegas of Asia".

* [[Marshmallow Hell]]: Misato accidentally subjects Shinji one in chapter 6. It was not a good idea in hindsight {{spoiler|since it helped to cement the marriage councilor's mistaken idea ofthat Misato was Asuka's [[The Rival|rival]]. Saori kicked Misato out of her own apartment and warned she would not tolerate her nowherepresence anywhere near from thatthe building.}} At least Shinji and Asuka got a fully paid apartment all for themselves out of it.

* [[Nobody Calls Me Chicken]]: All of it happened becasue Shinji and Asuka called chicken to each other. {{spoiler|Asuka found Misato's secret beer stash and stated Shinji could not handle alcohol as good as her. then Shinji claimed SHE''she'' could not outdrink him. Very soon both of them were locked in a drinking contest quickly devolved into both daring each other to make increasingly dumber challenges.}} The next morning they woke up married. Asuka guessed Shinji bet she was too afraid to marry with him (although it would be unsurprising if it happened the other way around).

** And then you have Fuyutsuki wanting to talk to Gendo about those Gendo/Rei lemon fics stored in his hard- drive. Gendo retorted he had no idea what Kozo was talking about.

* [[No Export for You]]: Averted, though not as much as his usual fics. Besides English, the story is [http://jimmywolk.studenten-froendenberg.de/eng/nge.php?lang also available to read] in -- so far -- German and Spanish.

* [[No Sense of Direction]]: Gendo Ikari does NOT''not'' get lost. That would be ridiculous. He only... finds himself temporarily and slightly disoriented.

* [[Wide-Eyed Idealist]]: Saori Tagawa, the Ikaris' marriage counsellor boasts she has NEVER''never'' failed on saving a marriage. She also has a very idealistic outlook about love and marriage. Attempts to talk her out of it are met with a [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] |sharp retort]].

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