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* On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption... |
* On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption... |
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{{quote|'''Garrus''': Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a ''volcano'' this entire time? |
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'''Liara''': Yes. You didn't know? |
'''Liara''': Yes. You didn't know? |
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'''N'tho''': ''(sheepish)'' Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad. |
'''N'tho''': ''(sheepish)'' Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad. |
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[[Beat]] |
[[Beat]] |
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'''Wrex''': [[Tranquil Fury|If I die in here, I'll kill you.]] }} |
'''Wrex''': [[Tranquil Fury|If I die in here, I'll kill you.]] }} |
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* N'tho singing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfZDfXD-Pzo The SMG Song] during the raid on Sharjila. |
* N'tho singing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfZDfXD-Pzo The SMG Song] during the raid on Sharjila. |
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* On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was [[Goddamned Bats|dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades]]... and now, [[Mundane Utility|they're delivering pizza]]. |
* On the Presidium, Chief sees a drone/bugger/Yanme'e delivering pizza. The last time he encountered these creatures, he was [[Goddamned Bats|dodging wave after wave of plasma, needler rounds, and grenades]]... and now, [[Mundane Utility|they're delivering pizza]]. |
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* Cortana's response when {{spoiler|Garrus sees through her charade of pretending to be a VI by pointing out he recognizes her from documentaries on the Human-Covenant War}}. |
* Cortana's response when {{spoiler|Garrus sees through her charade of pretending to be a VI by pointing out he recognizes her from documentaries on the Human-Covenant War}}. |
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{{quote|'''Cortana''': Damn you, History Channel!}} |
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** For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief {{spoiler|about Cortana's [[Ms. Fanservice|appearance]].}} |
** For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief {{spoiler|about Cortana's [[Ms. Fanservice|appearance]].}} |
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{{quote|'''Garrus''': {{spoiler|"I mean, did she COME that way or did you [[Covert Pervert|customize her to look like that yourself?]]"}}}} |
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* When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like]]. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it ([[Distracted by the Sexy|and lack thereof]]) are ''priceless''. |
* When first visiting the Citadel, Chief sees an ad for Old Spice; specifically, [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like]]. The commercial is done by an Elite. Cortanas comments on it ([[Distracted by the Sexy|and lack thereof]]) are ''priceless''. |
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* The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter. |
* The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter. |
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* Any of the [[Smash Cut|Smash Cuts]]. |
* Any of the [[Smash Cut|Smash Cuts]]. |
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{{quote|'''Chief:''' ''*after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget*'' "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now." |
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''(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)'' |
''(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)'' |
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'''Tali:''' [[Catharsis Factor|"STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*]] }} |
'''Tali:''' [[Catharsis Factor|"STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*]] }} |
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* ''[[Show Within a Show|My Life with Bipbap]]'' |
* ''[[Show Within a Show|My Life with Bipbap]]'' |