The Last Unicorn (animation)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • SCHMENDRICK THE WIZARD!!... the incompetent but sweet-natured magician.
    • "My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket."
    • "And be wary of wousing a wizard's wath! Rousing a rizard's... Be wary of making a magician angry!"
    • "Oh God. I'm engaged to a Douglas fir."