The Law of Conservation of Excitement/Quotes

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
"What sort of person," said Salzella patiently, "sits down and writes a maniacal laugh? And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. Opera can do that to a man."
Cut out all those exclamation marks. An exclamation mark is like laughing at your own joke.