The Legend of Zelda/Haiku: Difference between revisions

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Ganon has returned<br />So Link gets the Master Sword<br />And saves Zelda, too.

Same plot as before<br />So why is it still awesome?<br />I think it's [[Nice Hat|the hat]].

Three gold triangles<br />The power of the Triforce<br />It will save the world.

Evil warlock aims<br />to get her. Take a sad song<br />and make it better.

Across Hyrule Field<br />The six medallions in hand<br />His tower awaits...

[[[[The Legend of Zelda CDI Games]] 'Gee. Boring 'round here.<br />Wonder what Ganon's up to?']]<br />[[Canon Discontinuity|THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]]

[[Twilight Princess|Riding]] [[Ocarina of Time|Epona]]<br />[[Phantom Hourglass|Or sailing]] [[The Wind Waker|a magic boat]]<br />[[So Cool Its Awesome|It's always epic]]

Whether boat, or horse,<br />[[Unpleasable Fanbase|You find news ways to complain]]<br />[[Executive Meddling|For our sakes]], Please stop.

Hey, what's that thing there?<br />It looks like a pineapple...<br />OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!

The Hero of Time<br />defeated countless monsters<br />attacked by [[Video Game Cruelty Punishment|cuccos]]

[[[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]] Lose your instrument<br />Now you are a Deku Scrub]]<br />Oh my God, [[Ben Drowned]].

[[Milestone Celebration|Twenty-five years old]]<br />So now we [[The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword|take to the skies]]<br />To celebrate it.

What is that big heap<br />Of random junk in the sand?<br />[[Oh Crap|Shit, it's Moldarach.]]

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