Man'ka the Bond writes the statement. Zheglov's Delayed Reaction is priceless.
Man'ka (writing): It goes "the Bond" or "the Bont"?
Zheglov (absent-minded): "The Bond". What? What Bond? "I, Man'ka the Bond..." Are you nuts? (grabs the paper) Write it propetly: 'I, Kolyvanova Mar'ya Afanas'evna...'