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Edward: (running around corner of the parking structure) "I'll let you know when they're coming."
(Edward runs out of sight. Lightning flashes from around the corner.)
Edward: (running back around the corner toward Jack) "They're coming! They're coming!"

(Aliens are shooting, Edward is cowering)
Jack: "Fire back!"
(Edward closes his eyes, shoots wildly)
Jack: "With your eyes open!"

Edward's attempt at hiding behind a metal pole (which quickly becomes a Crowning Moment of Awesome).