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• "OOOOOHHHH!! Look at that big scary monster! OOOOOOOOOHHH!"
• "Aww, man! Fat kid farted!"
• "Have you or have you not, at some point in life..." (long pause) "been dorked?"
• And, of course, the main page-topping quote, which is arguably the film's most memorable line.
• "Do I look in the phonebook for Big Scary Mansion?"
• Patrick and Rudy are hiding in the bushes, watching Patrick's sister kissing her date. Rudy won't stop looking at her.

Patrick: Rudy? Rudy! (hits him with his walkie-talkie) Rudy: This babe is major. Patrick: Rudy's in love. Sean: Well, good for Rudy.

• "DOESN'T COUNT?!"
• Both spit takes.