The Number 23/Funny

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• The scene where Walter has to undergo psychological counseling after being bitten by a dog on the job.

Therapist: Tell me about this canine Ned. What would you do if you came across him again? Walter: If I was in my truck...I'd accelerate until I heard a thud.

• The interaction between Walter and the irate Chinese chef:

Chef: [talks excitedly in Mandarin] Walter: Mmm-hmm, yeah, sure. Chef: [continues talking, gesturing wildly] Walter: Sounds delicious. Can I get it to go?