The Phoenix Requiem/Funny

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Jonas (After Petria walks in wearing a dress): Robyn, I am very disappointed that you have allowed me to find myself so drunk. I appear to be hallucinating. Petria looks like a lady.

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Robyn: Why you smarmy little bastard... that's MY coat!

  • Doubly amusing in that Robyn is more angry about his coat than he is scared of the shades.