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* In the episode "Not So Awesome Blossom", Blossom has [[Heroic BSOD|run away]], and Mojo Jojo has kidnapped [[The Professor]] and forces him to call the girls' hotline and read a note. Mojo's speaking/writing style + the Professor's monotone make the scene hilarious in a way that has to be heard to be understood.
{{quote|'''Professor Utonium:''' Bubbles, Buttercup, or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Concentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, The Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return, you must come immediately to the lair of Mojo Jojo. Together. Not alone. Independently is not an option...
'''Buttercup:''' I think we're supposed to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.
'''Bubbles:''' [[Dude in Distress|Again]]? }}
* In the same episode, you have this little exchange between Mojo and Blossom.
{{quote|'''Mojo Jojo:''' First, [[Kneel Before Zod|you will bow down before me]]! Next, you will pledge your allegiance and devotion to serve me!
'''Blossom:''' How do you know I won't lie?
'''Mojo Jojo:''' [[It's What I Do|Because you're]] [[The Cape (trope)|Blossom.]]
'''Blossom:''' Shoot! }}
* The whole "The Powerpuff Girls' Greatest Rainy Day Adventure Ever".
** Professor Utonium dressed up as Bubbles is the icing on that cake of hilarity.
{{quote|'''Professor:''' Fly fly fly fly fly, POW!, bye bye bye bye bye.}}
** Bubbles calls the hotline pretending to be the Mayor. The real Mayor picks up.
{{quote|'''Mayor:''' What's that Mayor? A giant alligator is destroying Townsville! I'm on it.
* [[Too Dumb to Live|Jumps out the window]]. Ms. Bellum comes up to him*
'''Mayor:''' I fell in the mud! }}
* "Child Fearing".
** When Mojo Jojo is babysitting the girls, he tells them a bedtime story which is a [[You Fail History Forever|completely wrong account]] of [[Napoleon Bonaparte]]'s conquests. The girls correct him with a detailed description of the later Napoleonic Wars, all while hitting him with pillows.
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDEL4J8jzRA Blarney the singing sea serpent.]
{{quote|'''Blarney:''' If I were a bunny I'd... HOP HOP HOP!!
'''If I were a fish I'd SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM!'''
"'If I were a candle-!'"... Which is cut off by Mojo shouting '"ENOUGH!"' right before we see past Blarney holding up a flaming candle.  }}
** The Mayor killing FREAKING [[Stop Helping Me!|Navi]] in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|Ocarina of Time]]''.
*** I always crack up at the game's message: "You just killed your own fairy."
* The episode "Supper Villain"
** "You'll never guess what's for breakfast... ''pan-cakes''!" "This family stinks."
** "Eat your pea, Professor!" The Professor proceeds to chew on a single pea for a minute. "SWALLOW IT!"
** "Who wants dessert?" "I DO!" "AW, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, MARIANNE!"
** "DOES ANYBODY WANNA PLAY JACKS AFTER DINNER?"
* How much ''better'' the world was under  {{spoiler|Mojo Jojo's}} rule in "The Powerpuff Girls Rule!"
** That episode was full of hilarious moments, with highlights like this:
{{quote|'''The Mayor:''' I lost it! I lost the key! AHHHHHH!
'''Prof. Utonium:''' AHHHHHH!
'''Girls:''' AHHHHHH!
'''The Narrator:''' AHHHHHH! }}
** And this:
{{quote|'''Buttercup:''' (Being shown as the dystopian ruler [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Big Butter]]) There's only one way to rule the world! Just tell everybody what to do and when to do it! And if any of 'em got a problem with it, they can take it up with Punchy McGee and Fisty O'Flannigan!}}
* The episode "Los Dos Mojos".
** Bubbles, [[Identity Amnesia|thinking that she is Mojo Jojo after being hit on the head]], steals Mojo's clothes when he is taking a bath.
{{quote|'''Blossom:''' What evil have you bestowed on our sister?
'''Mojo Jojo:''' You've got to be kidding. I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes, and this is all part of some evil plot '''TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!''' }}
** The exchange after Blossom attempts to attack amnesiac Bubbles after she slams her into a wall.
{{quote|'''Buttercup:''' Blossom, wait! She's our sister!
'''Blossom:''' Yeah, but that really hurt...
'''Buttercup:''' I know, I know, but two wrongs don't make a right. She hits you, you hit her. Suddenly we're all hitting each other! Then we'll all be back right where we started.
'''Bubbles:''' What's the matter Buttercup? 'Fraid I'll whoop that skirt off 'ya?
[[[Beat]]]
'''Buttercup:''' Alright, let's kick her butt. }}
** After Mojo Bubbles has been going on and on for awhile.
{{quote|'''Mojo Jojo:''' Oh, ''SHUT UP!'' *conks her on the head again* That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! [[Shout-Out|Two Mojo Jojos is too many,]] [[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|and three is right out!]] So the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world shall be me! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only '''one MOJO JOJO!'''}}
* From the anti-[[Straw Feminist]] episode "Equal Fights":
{{quote|'''Mayor:''' Blossom! There's this crazy tomato stealing all the Susan B. Anthony coins from the mint!
'''Blossom:''' Oh, really?
'''Mayor:''' Eh... yeah.
'''Blossom:''' And just ''what'' do you want ''us'' to do for ''you''?
'''Mayor:''' Oh, eh... stop her, or... something... }}
* Buttercup's little crush on Ace [[Continuity Nod|being brought up]] twice in "Aspirations".
{{quote|'''Bubbles:''' The Gangreen Gang? You wished for them?
'''Buttercup:''' No!
'''Bubbles:''' I thought you were over them!
''[[[Beat]]]''
'''Buttercup:''' Why do you gotta bring up old stuff? }}
** Later on...
{{quote|'''Buttercup:''' Hmph! [[All Men Are Perverts|Typical guys]]: See some curves; turn into gibbering idiots! ''(Blossom and Bubbles stare suspiciously at her.)'' [[I Resemble That Remark|NOT LIKE I CARE!]]}}
* "I work in insurance. My company [[Hero Insurance|insures buildings in Townsville against damage]]. [[[Beat]]] I am a '''very''' busy man."
* The girls are hiding in the bushes spying on their new neighbors and spot a little girl.
{{quote|'''Blossom:''' (whispering) You think she can see us?
*Bubbles starts jumping up and down yelling "YOO-HOO!"*
'''Buttercup:''' Yep. }}
* *om nom nom nom nom* "Pie!"
* "Criss Cross Crisis".
** "Mayor, what are you doing in our house? Oh, I'm not in your house, you're in my body. Oh! Hmmm hmm." [Beat] "Aaarrghh!"
** The Gangreen Gang squealing like teenage girls.
** [[It Makes Sense in Context|Blossom flying around as an angry wiener dog.]]
{{quote|Weiner of ''DEATH''!}}
** Then, as Mojo (now a sumo wrester) is at a great advantage against the girls (now a cobra, caterpillar, and wiener dog), against all probability, the girls are transformed into a fisherman, sushi chef, and eskimo, while Mojo becomes a fish.
{{quote|'''Mojo:''' ''Unbelievable!''}}
** "Professor, your hand doesn't work!"
* In "Him Diddle Riddle" the girls have to solve various riddles by a certain amount of time, or else the Professor will [[Stealth Pun|pay]]. The girls lose eventually and the Professor ends up, well, having to pay... {{spoiler|for the pancakes Him made at a diner. The pancakes would've been free if the girls had solved the riddles in time.}}
** The Powerpuffs have to take the SATs, needing to get over 100 total to pass the test. Buttercup gets a 25. Blossom gets a 12. Bubbles, whose answer sheet was filled out to form a daisy, got '''over a thousand.'''
{{quote|'''Him:''' (dumbfounded) Well what do you know.}}
** The Narrator's reaction to the reveal at the end.
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' And so... um... yeah...}}
** Then there's the final riddle, which is answered by [[Adult Child|The Mayor]] of all people, who effortlessy decodes the meaning of 'boiling and freezing' as coordinates, figures out what area they lead to, then throws in, "...Or maybe there's an ice cream truck on fire."
* In the episode "Mime for a Change".
{{quote|'''Bubbles:''' (on why we need color) Not to mention all the safety reasons!}}
** Upon confronting Mr. Mime.
{{quote|'''Blossom''': So, you like to make things black and white, huh?!
'''Buttercup''': Well, how would you like to be black and blue?! }}
* Car parks in front of fire hydrant. Bubbles picks up car.
{{quote|'''Bubbles:''' You can't park in front of a fire hydrant! *Throws the car*
'''Driver:''' I didn't knoooooooow! }}
* Mojo's failure to subvert [[Never Recycle Your Schemes]]:
{{quote|'''Mojo:''' So, Powerpuffs, now that you have seen these special precautions, ''what do you plan to do?!''
'''Blossom:''' *shrugs* We're gonna kick your butt. }}
** [[Broken Record|"No dogs, no biting, no dropping. Once again: no dogs, no biting, no dropping. Once again..."]]
* The entire "Curses" episode. Starting with Bubbles saying "Stupid [censored] crayon!"
* Princess talking on the phone in "Boy Toys".
{{quote|'''Princess:''' Now look, monkey butt, it's real simple! Take your cheap, good-for-nothing, lazy soy latte, honey, and leap out a high window 'cause you're breathing my air, and you are fired! Ugh! *hangs up* Man, my mom can be such a pain in the butt.}}
* Mojo Jojo's attempt to [[Time Travel|avert the creation of the Powerpuff Girls]], [[Stable Time Loop|which ultimately makes him the]] ''[[Stable Time Loop|reason]]'' for their existence in the first place. [[Epic Fail|Again]]. You can imagine [[Big No|how he felt]] about this.
* Big Billy's Show-and-Tell. Partly because of how it comes right out of nowhere, and partly for everyone else's reaction to {{spoiler|the one giant eye in the middle of his forehead}}.
* In the [[Rashomon Style]] episode "The Bare Facts", Bubbles' retelling is visualized in [[Art Shift|crayon drawings]], including a cloud "[[Shaped Like Itself|that looked like a cloud]]".
{{quote|'''Bubbles:''' Buttercup hurt Mojo's head, and I would have kiss'ded his widdle boo-boo, but then I remembered he's a ''bad'' monkey so I ''[[Beware the Nice Ones|KICKED IN HIS FACE!!!]]''}}
* "Daylight Savings":
{{quote|'''Prof. Utonium''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}heNRLR2d6jo Parent teacher conference?!] [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]}}
** Enforcing curfew for the first time.
{{quote|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}baK5USEFubc "HOP ABOARD THE DREAMLAND EXPRESS!!"]}}
* In "Too Pooped to Puff", The Professor can't reach the remote. The girls get fed up with his laziness and leave, except for Bubbles. Bubbles smiles and picks up the remote, then promptly drops it on the floor and exits.
* From [[The Movie]]:
{{quote|'''Blossom:''' People here are nice! Things'll be fine!
<nowiki>*Cut to newspaper heading "Freaky Bug-Eyed Weirdo Girls Broke EVERYTHING"*</nowiki> }}
** Pick-up line from a random man to a woman in his penthouse: "You know... I have a nice car." It so happens that a car was flying right into them.
* The Mayor going absolutely apeshit when Fuzzy puts on his Mayor hat.
* In "Meet the Beat Alls" Mojo and HIM are having a [[Eviler Than Thou]] argument which Princess interrupts insisting that she'll be the one to beat the girls because she has the greatest power of all: cold hard cash.
{{quote|'''Mojo:''' She has a point there.
'''Him:''' (effeminate voice) Yes, she does.
[long beat]
'''Mojo:''' But, still.
'''Him:''' Yes. *resume fight* }}
* The [[Cartoon Network]] bump in which the Powerpuff Girls take on the [[Legion of Doom]] from [[Superfriends]] is a laugh riot from beginning to end, from [[Wonder Woman]] rolling her eyes over [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|Aquaman's failed attempt to use his aquatic friends to save them]] to Bubbles wishing to be [[Double Entendre|just as developed as Wonder Woman]] when she grows up.
{{quote|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}91KK09FAux4 See it here]}}
* From the Christmas Special:
{{quote|'''Professor:''' Gah! I can make three little girls out of seasoning, but I just can't get these darned lights to work.}}
* "Bubblevision", about Bubbles getting temporary [[Nerd Glasses]] and her sisters making jibes at it.
{{quote|'''Blossom''': Ah, what a sight for sore eyes!
'''Buttercup''': [[Nerd Glasses|It's old four eyes!]]<br />
'''Bubbles''': Hey! You said you were just kidding!<br />
'''Buttercup''': We were!<br />
'''Blossom''': About "just kidding"! }}
** Bubbles gets it again in "The City of Nutsville" regarding a temporary Elizabethan collar treatment as a remedy for her bee-stung throat.
{{quote|'''Prof. Utonium''': Uh, uh, uh! The doctor said, "No speaking for a week." The less you speak, the sooner you can get out of that, um... that... eh...
'''Buttercup''': ..."Face brace"?
''(Buttercup and Blossom break out in laughter.)'' }}
*** And just seconds later, Buttercup doubles it up.
{{quote|'''Prof. Utonium''': Now, now, girls. It's not nice to make fun of your sister's condition! It's not her fault that she's stuck wearing this... this... ehm...
'''Buttercup''': ..."Throat moat"?
''(Buttercup and Blossom break out in laughter again.)''
''[[Hypocritical Humor|(The Professor struggles to hold his laughter in.)]]'' }}
* ''Anything'' involving [[Dumb Blonde|Boomer]].
{{quote|'''Boomer''': You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
'''Blossom''': That doesn't even make sense!
'''Boomer''': [[No, You|I know you are, but what am I?!]] }}
* From "The Powerpuff Girls Rule!"
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' All of the villains and all of the bratty ones and all the fuzzy ones and all the icky ones and all the sticky ones and all the scary ones and all the villains are-
'''Mojo:''' One of us is not here! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSCjM7kybyU The final confrontation between Captain Righteous and Lefty and the Ministry of Pain.] Especially Righteous' [[Big No]].
* Professor Utonium has shrunken down the girls so they can fight off an invasion of Nanobots more easily. However, the nanobots all fuse together to form a robot a few inches tall, an impossible foe for the girls to fight off, because of the sheer size advantage. Cue {{spoiler|The very normal-sized professor just stomping the robot once.}}
* The end of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YuVwXXNNYA "Three Girls and a Monster"]. Blossom wants to use strategy, Buttercup brute force. [[Take a Third Option|What actually works?]]  {{spoiler|[[Sheathe Your Sword|Bubbles kindly asking the monster to leave.]]}}
* From "Who, What, When, Where, Why... Who Cares?", the documentary made for the show's 10th anniversary, when explaining Craig McCracken's background:
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' The city of Los Angeles! With the passing of Craig's father his mother decided to move on to greener, more earthquake-prone pastures."}}
** And when discussing McCracken meeting his co-worker and future wife Lauren Faust:
{{quote|'''Narrator:''' He had to be sure he was thinking with his mind and just his, uh...
'''Mayor:''' Pickle!
'''Narrator:''' Right, Mayor! }}
** And McCracken's final line of the feature to the narrator: "[[Tom Kenny|Tom]], you're out of a job."
* Season 1, Episode 2: "Powerpuff Bluff". About a trio of criminals who impersonate the Powerpuff Girls.
{{quote|'''Blossom''': ''(the crooks are threatening to break a [[Alliteration|priceless porcelain poodle]] and the girls bust in)'' Put down the priceless porcelain poodle, you punks!<br />
'''Lead Crook''': P-p-p-Powerpuffs! <br />
'''Blossom''': Precisely! }}
** Halfway through the episode, a pickup line and the (not-so-sexual) [[Double Entendre]] that follows it.
{{quote|'''Bubba''': Hey, Sweet Cheeks! What's your sign?
'''Sara Bellum''': Stop. }}
* The [[Imagine Spot]]s in "Substitute Creature". Especially when combined with the outrageously melodramatic dialog.
{{quote|'''Elmer Sglue:''' ''No'', Mr. Green! I don't '''want''' to be spun!}}
* Everything about "Meet the Beat-alls" episode. The non-stop references were almost too much.  {{spoiler|And their plan to use a monkey Yoko Ono to break up the group was sheer brilliance.}}
* "Powerprof." The whole fight scene where the Professor [[Amazingly Embarrassing Parents|embarrasses the girls]] with horrible one-liners and pet names is pretty funny, but what really puts it over the top (and puts Bubbles' face into a paper bag for the rest of the scene) is the Professor casually mentioning to bystanders:
{{quote|'''Professor:''' My little Bubbles. You'd never guess that only a few months ago she had a bed-wetting problem!}}
* The entirety of the episode "Jewel of the Aisle". "Ridiculous, Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth!"
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVr5xMvBjU Buttercup impersonating Bubbles in "Octi Gone"].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfv7gtcNhx8 You're a bad monkey Mojo.]
* "You Snooze, You Loze"
** Mojo's descent into paranoid insanity:
{{quote|'''Mojo:''' (Bloodshot eyes and grinning) I know who took my plans...It was you! (Points at bluebird) Well then...It was you! (Points at phone) It was all of you!}}
* From "Bubblevicious", the source of a massive traffic jam is revealed to be a dog: "Well I may be able to talk but I sure as heck can't drive!" Followed immediately by:
{{quote|'''Dog:''' Bubbles.. have mercy..
'''Bubbles:''' ''Mercy is for the weak!!'' [WHAM] }}

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