The Quest for Geekdom/Funny

"Call off the tactical gays".
Arthur and Sensei's epic battle degenerating into slap fights, mercy fights, and a lightsaber battle...with ordinary flashlights.
Sensei's training/torture of Arthur.
From Mars Attacks!

Natalie: It’s so gross.
Donald: Well Natalie I’m sure we look equally gross to him.
Arthur: Well I’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker would look gross; I don’t know about the rest of us.

- Arthur's redneck accent.
- Describing the Martian’s rampage of destruction

Arthur: Hey, it's just like a frat boy party! Wait, except they’re gay aliens...yeah! Just like a frat boy party!

"By the power of Gayskull!"
The scroll Arthur receives in his Conan the Barbarian review is written in Ancient Geek.
When he realizes that the Big Bad might want to use him to destroy the Geekverse.

Arthur: What if I'm a weapon? AAAAAAAAAAAAA-*Ivan suddenly appears and slaps Arthur* Thanks Ivan. (Beat) What are you doing in my house!?

Spazz, Renegado, and Detroit heal Arthur with the greatest of geek medicine.

Spazz: Dude, you fed him energy drinks and funyuns for seven hours. How is that medicine?
Renegado: Shh, he doesn't know that.

Ivan's return from the dead.

Arthur: Are you still Ivan?
Ivan: I was Ivan Golarian, but now I am Ivan...Golarian.
Arthur: What, you die and you don’t even get a fancy name change?
Ivan: It's too much work. Besides, it might get confusing. *Aside Glance*