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* Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had". |
* Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had". |
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{{quote|When did it go from this... (''I'll be there...'') to this... (''[[Nine Inch Nails|I wanna fuck you like an animal...]]'')}} |
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* His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Ninja Turtles]]? |
* His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Ninja Turtles]]? |
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** Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game." |
** Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game." |
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{{quote|Rap Critic: "Your naive expectations are adorable."}} |
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* From his It Was a Good Day by [[Ice Cube]] review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?" |
* From his It Was a Good Day by [[Ice Cube]] review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?" |
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* From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris - |
* From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris - |
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{{quote|Ludacris rapping: "My chick bad" |
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Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!" }} |
Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!" }} |
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* Worst Lyrics of 2010 - "[[Insane Clown Posse|Thank you for reminding me that I don't have to rely on chemical dependency to look up!]]" |
* Worst Lyrics of 2010 - "[[Insane Clown Posse|Thank you for reminding me that I don't have to rely on chemical dependency to look up!]]" |
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** Figuring out the "Grocery Bag" lyric |
** Figuring out the "Grocery Bag" lyric |
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{{quote|"Evil Knievel couldn't make that leap!"}} |
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* Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense [[Narm]]. |
* Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense [[Narm]]. |
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** Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[Looney Tunes|Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode. |
** Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[Looney Tunes|Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode. |
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* From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!" |
* From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!" |
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** Also the [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] at the end. |
** Also the [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] at the end. |
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{{quote|[After saying he likes the song] |
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And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- ''Crap!'' }} |
And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- ''Crap!'' }} |
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* "Otis" from Jay-Z and Kayne West |
* "Otis" from Jay-Z and Kayne West |
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** The reference to "[[The Black Eyed Peas|Fergie]][[Follow the Leader|-itis]]." |
** The reference to "[[The Black Eyed Peas|Fergie]][[Follow the Leader|-itis]]." |
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** The [[Mood Whiplash]] in "Ass On The Floor": |
** The [[Mood Whiplash]] in "Ass On The Floor": |
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{{quote|'''Dirty Money:''' ''I give my soul to you'' |
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'''Swizz Beats:''' ''When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor'' |
'''Swizz Beats:''' ''When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor'' |
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'''Rap Critic:''' (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related? }} |
'''Rap Critic:''' (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related? }} |
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*** And then he does that to another song: |
*** And then he does that to another song: |
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{{quote|'''[[Gorillaz|Damon Albarn]]:''' ''Windmill, windmill for the land...''<br /> |
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'''Rap Critic:''' By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this }} |
'''Rap Critic:''' By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this }} |
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** "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything." |
** "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything." |
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*** The soundtrack to the [[Show Within a Show]] from [[Idiocracy]] |
*** The soundtrack to the [[Show Within a Show]] from [[Idiocracy]] |
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* In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for [[Motor Mouth|Tech N9Ne]]. |
* In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for [[Motor Mouth|Tech N9Ne]]. |
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{{quote|What? What do you want from me? My editing software doesn't let me copy and paste, and this would take a while to type! Look 'em up on your OWN time!}} |
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** This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4" |
** This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4" |
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{{quote|'''Hopsin''': Hotter than UV ray/Hotter than the thought of [[Nicki Minaj]] naked, making her booty shake |
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'''Rap Critic''': You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment... |
'''Rap Critic''': You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment... |
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'''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[A Date with Rosie Palms|uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!<br /> |
'''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[A Date with Rosie Palms|uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!<br /> |
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{*Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane*}<br /> |
{*Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane*}<br /> |
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* In "Beautiful", [[Waxing Lyrical|singing the song]] to "someone special" and reacting to a [[Product Placement]] lyric by showing the cover of his own record. |
* In "Beautiful", [[Waxing Lyrical|singing the song]] to "someone special" and reacting to a [[Product Placement]] lyric by showing the cover of his own record. |
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* From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay": |
* From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay": |
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{{quote|(RC looks slowly to the left) |
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'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true... |
'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true... |
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(RC looks slowly to the right) |
(RC looks slowly to the right) |
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'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!''' |
'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!''' |
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(RC looks slowly towards the camera) |
(RC looks slowly towards the camera) |
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'''RC''': Really? }} |
'''RC''': Really? }} |
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