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* Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had".
* Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had".
{{quote| When did it go from this... (''I'll be there...'') to this... (''[[Nine Inch Nails|I wanna fuck you like an animal...]]'')}}
{{quote|When did it go from this... (''I'll be there...'') to this... (''[[Nine Inch Nails|I wanna fuck you like an animal...]]'')}}
* His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Ninja Turtles]]?
* His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Ninja Turtles]]?
** Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game."
** Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game."
{{quote| Rap Critic: "Your naive expectations are adorable."}}
{{quote|Rap Critic: "Your naive expectations are adorable."}}
* From his It Was a Good Day by [[Ice Cube]] review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?"
* From his It Was a Good Day by [[Ice Cube]] review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?"
* From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris -
* From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris -
{{quote| Ludacris rapping: "My chick bad"<br />
{{quote|Ludacris rapping: "My chick bad"
Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!" }}
Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!" }}
* Worst Lyrics of 2010 - "[[Insane Clown Posse|Thank you for reminding me that I don't have to rely on chemical dependency to look up!]]"
* Worst Lyrics of 2010 - "[[Insane Clown Posse|Thank you for reminding me that I don't have to rely on chemical dependency to look up!]]"
** Figuring out the "Grocery Bag" lyric
** Figuring out the "Grocery Bag" lyric
{{quote| "Evil Knievel couldn't make that leap!"}}
{{quote|"Evil Knievel couldn't make that leap!"}}
* Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense [[Narm]].
* Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense [[Narm]].
** Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[Looney Tunes|Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode.
** Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[Looney Tunes|Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode.
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* From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!"
* From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!"
** Also the [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] at the end.
** Also the [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] at the end.
{{quote| [After saying he likes the song]<br />
{{quote|[After saying he likes the song]
And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- ''Crap!'' }}
And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- ''Crap!'' }}
* "Otis" from Jay-Z and Kayne West
* "Otis" from Jay-Z and Kayne West
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** The reference to "[[The Black Eyed Peas|Fergie]][[Follow the Leader|-itis]]."
** The reference to "[[The Black Eyed Peas|Fergie]][[Follow the Leader|-itis]]."
** The [[Mood Whiplash]] in "Ass On The Floor":
** The [[Mood Whiplash]] in "Ass On The Floor":
{{quote| '''Dirty Money:''' ''I give my soul to you''<br />
{{quote|'''Dirty Money:''' ''I give my soul to you''
'''Swizz Beats:''' ''When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor''<br />
'''Swizz Beats:''' ''When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor''
'''Rap Critic:''' (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related? }}
'''Rap Critic:''' (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related? }}
*** And then he does that to another song:
*** And then he does that to another song:
{{quote| '''[[Gorillaz|Damon Albarn]]:''' ''Windmill, windmill for the land...''<br />
{{quote|'''[[Gorillaz|Damon Albarn]]:''' ''Windmill, windmill for the land...''<br />
'''Rap Critic:''' By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this }}
'''Rap Critic:''' By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this }}
** "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything."
** "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything."
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*** The soundtrack to the [[Show Within a Show]] from [[Idiocracy]]
*** The soundtrack to the [[Show Within a Show]] from [[Idiocracy]]
* In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for [[Motor Mouth|Tech N9Ne]].
* In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for [[Motor Mouth|Tech N9Ne]].
{{quote| What? What do you want from me? My editing software doesn't let me copy and paste, and this would take a while to type! Look 'em up on your OWN time!}}
{{quote|What? What do you want from me? My editing software doesn't let me copy and paste, and this would take a while to type! Look 'em up on your OWN time!}}
** This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4"
** This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4"
{{quote| '''Hopsin''': Hotter than UV ray/Hotter than the thought of [[Nicki Minaj]] naked, making her booty shake<br />
{{quote|'''Hopsin''': Hotter than UV ray/Hotter than the thought of [[Nicki Minaj]] naked, making her booty shake
'''Rap Critic''': You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment...<br />
'''Rap Critic''': You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment...
'''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[A Date with Rosie Palms|uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!<br />
'''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[A Date with Rosie Palms|uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!<br />
{*Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane*}<br />
{*Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane*}<br />
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* In "Beautiful", [[Waxing Lyrical|singing the song]] to "someone special" and reacting to a [[Product Placement]] lyric by showing the cover of his own record.
* In "Beautiful", [[Waxing Lyrical|singing the song]] to "someone special" and reacting to a [[Product Placement]] lyric by showing the cover of his own record.
* From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":
* From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay":
{{quote| (RC looks slowly to the left)<br />
{{quote|(RC looks slowly to the left)
'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...<br />
'''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...
(RC looks slowly to the right)<br />
(RC looks slowly to the right)
'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!'''<br />
'''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!'''
(RC looks slowly towards the camera)<br />
(RC looks slowly towards the camera)
'''RC''': Really? }}
'''RC''': Really? }}