The Santa Clause (film series)/Funny

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  • Comet's pranks and general shenanigans.
  • Bernard, dispite his grumpy exterior is a pretty funny guy/elf.

Bernard: (notices Neil's hideous sweater) Nice sweater! Hey, did we make this? (starts tugging on the back of the sweater, checking the tag, while Neil looks quite bewildered)

    • Bernard in general:

Bernard: Excuse me, are we on a coffee break?
Elf: We don't drink coffee.
Bernard: Then I guess the break is OVER!

    • Again.

Bernard: We'll have the List sent to your house.
Scott: What list?
Bernard: (quietly) You know, he's making a list...
Charlie: (loudly chiming in) Checking it twice!
Every single elf in earshot: Gonna find out who's naughty or nice!
Bernard: *rolls eyes*

  • "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! When I wake-up, I'm getting a cat-scan!"
  • The Rose Suchak Ladder company
  • "Well, doesn't that paint a pretty picture: Santa Claus rolling down the block in a Panzer! 'Well kids, I hope you've been really good this year, 'cause Santa just took out the Pearson home! INCOMING!!!"