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• Memnon's Guards can be heard heading towards Mathayus and his young guide.

Mathayus: Get ready! I'll kill half, you kill half! (the kid stares at him like he's crazy) Mathayus: All right. I'll kill them all! Street Urchin: (Tugs on Mathayus' arm) Why don't we go around them and not kill anybody?!

• "It is not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel!"
  • Say what now?
• Just after Mathayus rescues Jesup from certain death.

Mathayus: You're lucky we have the same mother.

• When Mathayus' loyal steed decides he's too heavy to hold up anymore and sits down, just when Mathayus needs him to stand up as he's sliding down a rope!
• When Mathayus and Balthazar have there big Fight Scene, also a moment of awesome.
• Gotta love this scene.

Balthazar: You stay alive, Akkadian. Mathayus: No need to worry, miss.

• When Mathayus falls into the Sorceress' bath with her, she pulls a knife and slashes him (not very deeply). He stares at her in astonishment and says, "Ow!"