The Secret Life of Dolls/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • From "Falling Slowly":

Cleo: BE LESS CREEPY!
Tonner Edward: I just wanted to see if I could hear her thoughts--
Cleo: THAT IS NOT 'LESS CREEPY'!

  • From "The Lion and the Lamb":

"Edward, I'm going to ask you a question, and the answer better be no. Is that pony wearing a diaper?"
"Those are TRAINING PANTS."

  • The photos accompanying the skyfoil creation in "Skyfoil, Scarves and Sparklepires".