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* In ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'', [[The Smart Guy|Mordin]] gives Shepard a talk, which varies depending on who he/she is romancing. They're all mostly about how to do it safely with [[Power Perversion Potential|biotics]] or [[Interspecies Romance|other species]], which mixed with Mordin's [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]] and [[Motor Mouth]] tendencies are all pretty funny to listen to.
* In ''[[Mass Effect]] 2'', [[The Smart Guy|Mordin]] gives Shepard a talk, which varies depending on who he/she is romancing. They're all mostly about how to do it safely with [[Power Perversion Potential|biotics]] or [[Interspecies Romance|other species]], which mixed with Mordin's [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]] and [[Motor Mouth]] tendencies are all pretty funny to listen to.
** He actually gives useful info as well, not just comic relief. For example, romancing Garrus causes a warning that ingesting turian tissue will probably result in a fatal allergic reaction due to it being made of dextro-amino acids.
** He actually gives useful info as well, not just comic relief. For example, romancing Garrus causes a warning that ingesting turian tissue will probably result in a fatal allergic reaction due to it being made of dextro-amino acids.
* Steve's dad gives a [[Crowning Moment of Funny|hilarious]]/[[Squickprofoundly|disturbing]] view on the subject in ''[[Harvester]]''. It involves at least three bolts, a chair, several scalpels, and some barbed wire...
* Steve's dad gives a [[Crowning Moment of Funny|hilarious]]/[[Squick|profoundly disturbing]] view on the subject in ''[[Harvester]]''. It involves at least three bolts, a chair, several scalpels, and some barbed wire...
* In ''[[Knights of the Old Republic]] 2'', Mira will deliver a very silly bounty hunter's version of The Talk to the Handmaiden (if the player character is male) or the player (if the player character is female) if asked how to get a guy's attention.
* In ''[[Knights of the Old Republic]] 2'', Mira will deliver a very silly bounty hunter's version of The Talk to the Handmaiden (if the player character is male) or the player (if the player character is female) if asked how to get a guy's attention.
{{quote|It's simple. When you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan stunner. Then while he's screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion. Then double-check his bounty and see if he's worth anything.}}
{{quote|It's simple. When you want a man, you jab him with a Bothan stunner. Then while he's screaming in pain, slap some stun cuffs on him. Then starve him for two or three days until he becomes open to suggestion. Then double-check his bounty and see if he's worth anything.}}
* In ''[[Disgaea Infinite]],'' Jennifer offers to give this to Laharl, since he's "at such a complicated age." He freaks out and refuses, but the prinny can make mind-control him into accepting.
* In ''[[Disgaea Infinite]],'' Jennifer offers to give this to Laharl, since he's "at such a complicated age." He freaks out and refuses, but the prinny can make mind-control him into accepting.



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