The Tudors: Difference between revisions

** Later Thomas Seymour with Catherine Parr.

* [[Aluminum Christmas Trees]]: While the series has a deserved reputation for playing fast and loose with history, some of the more outrageous events depicted are historically accurate. An example would be the Field of Cloth of Gold summit in the 2nd episode, where Francis really did beat Henry in an impromptu wrestling match, spoiling the English king's mood for the rest of the conference.

* [[As Long as It Sounds Foreign]]: The Spanish lines spoken by Maria Doyle Kennedy and other actors are correct, but delivered in such an awful accent that a native speaker finds them nearly unintelligible.

** The Portuguese lines delivered in the scene with Margaret's husband are spoken fairly accurately, in the proper European Portuguese accent. They fail to take into account the archaic Portuguese of the time (which sounds more like Brazilian Portuguese), but then again the English spoken is hardly "period". The entire scene, incidentally, depicts events that never actually happened; Margaret was married off to the King of Scotland, while Henry's other sister - ''Mary'', the one who actually married {{spoiler|the Duke of Suffolk}} - was married off to an elderly French king, father-in-law of ''Francis I''.

* [[Ass in Ambassador]]: Henry wants to meet a couple of French ladies so he can inspect them before he decides to marry them. The French ambassador then jokes to Henry that he tries them all out before making a choice. Clearly he was unaware about what kind of man Henry was because [[Berserk Button|hilarity does not ensue]].

* [[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]: Averted, most of the people don't want to have Anne Boleyn as queen. Few come to cheer and one even tries to shoot her.

* [[Beta Couple]]: Charles and Catherine Brandon.

** {{spoiler|Not as of Season 4...seems they are, in effect, separated.}}

* [[Bilingual Bonus]]: All of the prayers and religious ceremonies are conducted in historically-accurate Latin.

** Although with such horrible pronounciation that it's barely understandable.

* [[Cold-Blooded Torture]]: the favorite way of extracting a confession in the Renaissance era. Many real life torture methods of the era are shown rather graphically on screen

* [[Compliment Backfire]]: Henry thinks he's paying Anne Boleyn a great compliment by offering her to become his one and only mistress. She does not.

** It gets worse. In Season 3, he refers to the King of Scotland as his nephew, even though as far as anyone knows, he did not have another sister to be the Scots King's mother.

*** Margaret Tudor, Henry's sister, married James the IV of Scotland and was mother to James the V of the Scotland. But if the viewer doesn't ''know'' that, the show doesn't make sense.

** However, the issue of name confusion was apparently more about potential problems on set, or so [[Word of God|Michael Hurst]] said.

* [[The Conscience]]: Catherine Brandon to her husband.

** When Jane {{spoiler|lies dying, Henry begs God not to take her}}, and calls her his "light in this dark world".

* [[Costume Porn]]

* [[Corrupt Church]]: Sort of subverted with Cardinal Wolsey. While he openly has a wife while a Cardinal of the Catholic Church and is said to have used his position to enrich himself, he is also a very capable administrator as Henry's Chancellor whose Machiavellian schemes all are towards the ultimate goal of lasting peace between the kingdoms of Europe.

* [[Dances and Balls]]: A ''lot'' of them.

* [[Death by Adaptation]]: The real Henry FitzRoy died when he was seventeen, not when he was a small child.

*** In Cromwell's case, two of the conspirators against him (Sir Francis Bryan and Thomas Seymour) got the headsman drunk so Cromwell's execution would be as painful as possible. It's only made worse by the fact Cromwell sees the headsman staggering, so he knows what's coming. By the third stroke - which lands ''in his shoulder blades'', even Sir Francis is disgusted. As is fellow conspirator and cold fish Edward Seymour, who wasn't involved in getting the headsman drunk. Thomas Seymour, on the other hand, seems unfazed.

* [[Fake Brit]]: Henry ([[Jonathan Rhys Meyers]]), Princess/Lady Mary (Sarah Bolger), Thomas Boleyn (Nick Dunning), George Boleyn (Pádraic Delaney) and Bishop Fisher (Bosco Hogan) are all played by Irish actors. The Duke of Norfolk (Henry Czerny) and William Compton (Kristen Holden-Ried) are played by Canadians. Emma Hamilton (Anne Stanhope) is Australian. Wolsey is played by the New Zealander Sam Neill.

* [[Fake Nationality]]: Katherine of Aragon (Maria Doyle Kennedy) and Pope Paul III (Peter O'Toole) are - guess what - played by Irish actors. Joss Stone is British and plays a German.

* [[Fan Service]]: The show is built on it. It goes out of its way to show the sex lives of secondary and tertiary characters in great detail, and everyone is quite beautiful.

* [[Genre Savvy]]: Katherine Parr is understandably ''horrified'' when Henry starts to send gifts to her, since every woman at court knows what happens to his wives.

** Princess Elizabeth sees her father's treatment of his wives and swears that she will never marry.

** Anne of Cleves can count as this - everyone also knows what happened to Henry's unwanted wives when they did not cooperate. She cooperated and made out quite well.

* [[The Glorious War of Sisterly Rivalry]]: Averted. Mary and Anne Boleyn get along well until Mary's secret marriage, even though Anne is after Mary's former lover.

** Edward and Thomas Seymour, despite being male, follow the personality types well. Edward is the serious one and Thomas the popular, unintellectual one. {{spoiler|Even though this rivalry would turn deadly in Edward VI's reign, it is only shown in the series when Thomas sleeps with his wife and states how much he hates him}}.

* [[Gorgeous Period Dress]]: Everyone, all the time, but especially Anne Boleyn and Jane Seymour.

** Thomas Cromwell, after taking down the Boleyns.

* [[Hair of Gold]]: Jane Seymour.

** By season 4 there are loads of them. Henry's last queen, many of her ladies, the Seymours and Anne Askew all had reason to fear being branded as such. Not to mention, Edward and Elizabeth are being raised as heretics, or so Mary complains.

* [[Heir Club for Men]]: The whole reason why Henry had six wives. Extremely ironic when you know that both his daughters not only got to be queens regnant but also were both competent rulers and are remembered to this day.

* [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]: [[24|Paul Raines]] used to work for Henry VIII.

** Also happens with more prominent members of the cast...Wolsey, for example, is [[Jurassic Park|Dr. Grant]].

** Pope Paul III is [[The Lion in Winter|Henry II]] and [[Ratatouille|Anton Ego]]

** Katherine Howard is [[Pride and Prejudice|Georgiana Darcy]] in the 2005 movie.

** Not to mention that the women are all very thin. When someone comments on Katherine Howard's round bum, well... it isn't.

*** The men are lucky that way, too. While Henry is given a historically-appropriate disgusting ulcer by the time of his fourth marriage, he remains trim and muscley. The real Henry VIII weighed 300 pounds by that point.

* [[Irony]]: Strictly fictional but: Henry refused to have Jane crowned until she gave birth to a son. She died after giving birth to a son but before being crowned. As a result, some people are questioning Edward's place in the succession. In [[Real Life]], Jane wasn't crowned because there was an outbreak of plague in the planned spot for the coronation and, obviously, she as the king's wife wasn't going to go anywhere near there until the threat was over. Also, Edward's place was never threatened by her not being crowned. Coronation or not, with Catherine and Anne dead, Jane was religiously and legally Henry's wife, and therefore, he was the legitimate male heir of a king. Still, that's a pretty sweet bit of irony the show's throwing at Henry.

* [[Ill Girl]]: Jane Seymour.

* [[Jerkass]]: Henry VIII, a man of fiery passions, quick to anger and swift to act like a complete ass at all times and condemn at the drop of a hat, albeit likely to show some regret afterward (after the executions are done that is) once he's calmed down.

** {{spoiler|Specifically, Henry laments killing off Thomas More to Brandon (and, rather inexplicably since they were never shown talking about it, blames Anne for urging him to do so) in the second season. In the first episode of season 4, he makes a reference to Cromwell, and in the second episode flat-out says he grieves for him, calling him "the most faithful servant I ever had". Brandon and the Seymours squirm.}}

** Thomas Boleyn. He cares only about his children as political pawns and is ready and willing to denounce them and send them to the executioner in order to save his own life.

* [[The Jester]]: The only one who dares to tell Henry off.

* [[Karma Houdini]]: Thomas Boleyn is an absolutely infuriating example. He escapes the executioner's axe only because he wholeheartedly denounces his son and daughter to the King's investigators, and while they are put to death he only cares about whether he keeps his title and estate as Earl of Wiltshire or not. What a dick.

* [[Large Ham]]: Peter O'Toole as [[The Pope]]!

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* [[May-December Romance]]: Katherine Howard is only 17 and a little younger than Henry's daughter Mary. This is [[Truth in Television]] for the Tudor age.

* [[Meaningful Echo]]: In a manner of speaking. Henry pressures More to write a pamphlet attacking Martin Luther and praising the Pope as the true ruler of Christendom (and then publishes it in Henry's name). When Henry splits from the church, More throws the words of the pamphlet back at him. The pamphlet comes back ''again'' when the Archbishop accuses More of pressuring ''Henry'' to write it.

** And his nephew, who's probably about ten.

* [[Room Full of Crazy]]: Henry produces a fine example when he designs Nonsuch Palace in solitude after Jane Seymour's death.

** Katherine of Aragon led troops into battle during her time as regent (sadly this is not shown because they began the story just before her fall from grace) and was a patron of learning.

* [[Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome]]: Where the adult actors show the passing years via changing hairstyles, the youngest characters (Elizabeth, Mary and Edward especially) frequently get new actors several years older than the previous ones.

* [[She Cleans Up Nicely]]: Anne of Cleves, now that she's no longer queen and doesn't have to worry about being executed for failing to give Henry a son, has cheered up considerably. {{spoiler|Ironically, this new side of her might have made Henry start to wish he'd consummated their marriage after all.}}

* [[Too Dumb to Live]]: {{spoiler|Katherine Howard and Thomas Culpepper}}. {{spoiler|Francis Dereham and Lady Rochford}} also deserve honorable mentions. Despite being equally stupid, {{spoiler|Joan Bulmer}} somehow manages to emerge unscathed.

** {{spoiler|Francis Dereham seems to be the worst, actually. While all the others at least try to conceal what they are doing, Dereham goes out of his way to spread it far and wide}}.

* [[Unfinished Business]]: {{spoiler|In the last episode Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn and Jane Seymour all come back to give Henry a piece of their mind}}.

** Which also classifies as three [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moments of Awesome]].

* [[Utopia Justifies the Means]]: Thomas Cromwell got his former friends beheaded and ordered the hanging of hundreds of those who wanted to stick to the old religion. He will have his reformation for the good of the realm.

** Mary Tudor is already showing some signs of this.

* [[Very Loosely Based on a True Story]]

** The worst example is probably the treatment Marguerite de Navarre received. In reality, she was a very intellectual and brave woman, who was a gifted writer and also traveled tirelessly to get her brother Francis freed when he had been taken captive at Pavia. Anne Boleyn was greatly influenced by her, and would as queen write that seeing her again was her greatest wish next to having a son. In the series, Marguerite is portrayed as [[The Ditz]], who sleeps with Henry right after meeting him.

** {{spoiler|Katherine Howard doesn't get along with Mary either. In all fairness, she did try, but Mary rebuffed her, and she responded by getting nasty, so this could be more of a subverted example.}}

** Again, to be fair, Mary didn't like Anne of Cleves much at the start either, even going so far as to hope her ship would sink while she was coming to England. She grows to like her enough that she disapproves of her father's second divorce, which can only add to her hatred of Katherine Howard.

* [[Will They or Won't They?]]: Or rather 'Did they or didn't they?' {{spoiler|Henry ends up in Anne of Cleves' bed ''after'' he's divorced her, both of them in their nightgowns and snuggling, and she seems to enjoy it. Was there sex, or was it just for comfort and security?}}

* [[Wise Beyond Their Years]]: Elizabeth.

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