The Ugly Barnacle/Quotes

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"Once there was an ugly barnacle."
The opening line of the story.
"He was so ugly that everyone died."
The climax of the story.
"The end."
The final line of the story.
"That didn't help at all!"
Spongebob SquarePants, on The Ugly Barnacle
"A Triumph! A cinematic breakfast snack of some kind! It sure was a movie."
Iphobos on The Ugly Barnacle and the Wiki Magic that made this page of pure win, stolen words from Strong Bad
"Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle"
The introduction to the story, as told in the movie.