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To have seen those dead men rise.|'''[[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]''', ''[[The Rime of the Ancient Mariner]]''}} |
To have seen those dead men rise.|'''[[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]''', ''[[The Rime of the Ancient Mariner]]''}} |
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{{quote|When I was in high school my teacher told me that [[You Fail History Forever|there are more people alive today than have ever lived.]] Don't worry; she lied, then got cancer. (Not my fault.) We live atop a mountain of corpses. The Earth is swimming in humans, above and below the ground, so when I see you trying to raise the dead, I'm torn. On the one hand, I recognize your despair. On the other hand, do you really want to spend the rest of the week fending off a [[Zombie Apocalypse]] as the Earth vomits up her dead? [[Here We Go Again|AGAIN?]] Come on, man, think this through: every time you try this, we end up fighting zombies. [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|I hate zombies.]] Just put the syringe down.|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}} |
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{{quote|When I was in high school my teacher told me that [[You Fail History Forever|there are more people alive today than have ever lived.]]<br /> |
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Don't worry; she lied, then got cancer. (Not my fault.) We live atop a mountain of corpses. The Earth is<br /> |
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swimming in humans, above and below the ground, so when I see you trying to raise the dead, I'm torn.<br /> |
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On the one hand, I recognize your despair. On the other hand, do you really want to spend the rest of the<br /> |
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week fending off a [[Zombie Apocalypse]] as the Earth vomits up her dead? [[Here We Go Again|AGAIN?]] Come on, man, think<br /> |
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this through: every time you try this, we end up fighting zombies. [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|I hate zombies.]] Just put the syringe<br /> |
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down.|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}} |
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{{quote|Outsmarted by the undead. Another proud moment for our band of heroes. |'''Gimli''', ''[[DM of the Rings]]'' }} |
{{quote|Outsmarted by the undead. Another proud moment for our band of heroes. |'''Gimli''', ''[[DM of the Rings]]'' }} |
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{{quote|I hate the undead. All dead, but yet still alive. Makes a mockery of me job.|'''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|The Grim Reaper]]'''}} |
{{quote|I hate the undead. All dead, but yet still alive. Makes a mockery of me job.|'''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|The Grim Reaper]]'''}} |
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{{quote|Life after life, you won't need flowers on your grave. |
{{quote|Life after life, you won't need flowers on your grave. |
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