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{{quote|''In short, Hitler was that asshole who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because [[Lucky Bastard|the bastard had more luck than brains]]. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used [[Forrest Gump]] as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.''| |
{{quote|''In short, Hitler was that asshole who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because [[Lucky Bastard|the bastard had more luck than brains]]. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used [[Forrest Gump]] as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.''|''[[Cracked.com]]'''s "[http://www.cracked.com/article_18389_the-5-most-widely-believed-wwii-facts-that-are-bullshit_p2.html The 5 Most Widely Believed WWII Facts (That Are Bullshit)]"}} |
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In short, Hitler was that asshole who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.
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