The Villain Makes the Plot/Quotes

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In short, Hitler was that asshole who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.
—Cracked.com's "The 5 Most Widely Believed WWII Facts (That Are Bullshit)"
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