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(''crushes his cigarette to the floor of the National Cathedral'')
You get Hoynes!
|'''President Bartlet''' [[Smite Me,
{{quote|"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, 'Hey you. Can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?' And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, 'Are you stupid? Now we're both down here.' The friend says, 'Yeah, [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|but I've been down here before... and I know the way out]].'"
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