John Kossler is sad.
But John thinks sad is funny.
And thus John's comic.
His name's really Nick.
But most people don't know that.
Sigh. Poor Poor Trotmann.
Yorick is a dick
And so are all of John's Friends
This is the sad truth
R2-D2 elves
Get all depressed about shit
Then we laugh at them.
Guess what has two thumbs
And thinks that your vagina
Is Fabulous. ME.